Office Space

Anybody seen this movie?

If you have check out this site - it’s a prank phone call using soundbites from the movie.

Hey Peter-man, check out channel 9! Breast exam!

"It’s a “Jump to Conclusions mat”…You see the mat has different conclusions on it and you “Jump” to them! You see it’s a “Jump to conclusions” mat.

You should check out the Napoleon Dynamite prank call there. It’s pretty damn funny too.

Loose one turn.

“You know, the Nazis had pieces of flare. They made the Jews wear them”

check this out… Talk about awesome control… This guy is gooood…

Hes a bad man…a bad man

"When your at work and your not feeling all that great, does anyone say ‘looks like someone has a case of the Mondays?’

“No. No way. Hell no, man. I do believe you’d get your ass kicked saying something like that?”

Paraphrased obviously.

I love when their in the middle of administering the virus and the “Looks like someones got a case of the mondays” chick walks by and flirtingly waves at Michael Bolton and he looks at the camera like “someone just shoot me now” hahaha…

i love that friggan movie

Interviewer to employee Michael Bolton on his name-sake:
Your name is Michael Bolton! I’ll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I’m a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn’t get any better than when he sings When a Man Loves a Woman

Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn’t Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there’s nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it… until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm… well why don’t you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He’s the one who sucks.



One of the greatest movies ever made. Right on the money, and right why you should think twice, no THREE times before taking an office job.

I love that movie. I think they based it on where I work.

One of my favorite lines (it’s hard to pick just one):

Michael Bolton: “If we get caught, we’re not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We’re going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison.”

Good dialogue:

Peter Gibbons: “What would you do if you had a million dollars?”

Lawrence: “I’ll tell you what I’d do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.”

Peter Gibbons: “That’s it? If you had a million dollars, you’d do two chicks at the same time?”

Lawrence: “Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.”

Peter Gibbons: “Well, not all chicks.”

Lawrence: “Well the kind of chicks that’d double up on a dude like me do.”

Peter Gibbons: “Good point.”

Lawrence: “Well what about you now? what would you do?”

Peter Gibbons: “Besides two chicks at the same time?”

Lawrence: “Well yeah.”

Peter Gibbons: “Nothing.”

Lawrence: “Nothing, huh?”

Peter Gibbons: “I’d relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.”

Lawrence: “Well you don’t need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he’s broke, don’t do shit.”