We own a fake tree, but my wife has a hankerin’ for a real tree this year. God knows why, they’re as much of a pain in the ass as the fake one, but whatever. So I was out pricing trees and people should seriously go to hell for such a ripoff. $70 for a 7-foot tree that’s going to live three weeks max? I don’t think so - homie don’t play that.
I’m still searching, but it’s nearly too late, and all the nice ones are ridiculously priced - except for the ones that are just outside of Searcy, about 25 feet off of Highway 67, which as far as I can tell, have no pricetags on them at all. So, what I’m wondering is this: if I happened to be driving along the highway at 2 a.m. or so, and needed to stop to see if I had a flat, and I happened to have a chainsaw with me, and accidentally cut down the perfect Christmas tree and stuffed it into my truck and drove away, do you suppose I would be violating any state laws and/or making baby Jesus cry?
Just wondering, thanks.