Seriously, all Ted would have to do is put his name on the ballot and he would probably win. I recommend reading his book "God, Guns, & Rock'n'Roll". His commonsense aproach to life is refreshing and motivating.
[i]"When you responsibly procure your family's dinner by hand, each meal becomes a sacred rite, and the reality of life and death is undeniable. It is good and so is the feast".[/i]
[i]"How dare hot tub environmentalists protest hunting, that which is the only hope for this special, unique animal, the elephant?"[/i]
[i]"Sometimes you give the world the best you got, and you get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you got anyway."[/i]
[i]"your life starts at point A and ends at point B. Kick maximum ass!!"[/i]