Why, oh why, does this system insist on notifying you about threads long since dead that nobody has posted in for years?
Every day there’s new notifications in my profile thing that look urgent, but really are just reminding me that an old thread does, in fact, exist.
Is there any way to turn this ridiculous, utterly useless feature off for good?
Bueller? Bueller?
Anyone?
I just got a notification about the thread “NFL 2012.” Which, although it’s apparently critical that I go re-read that thread … I don’t want.
I’ve been getting these, too. Clearly, there’s some very important message to be gleaned. Try harder.
WHAT IS THE MESSAGE??? DO I NEED A DECODER RING?
This is like the fucking X-Files man. …
I have confidence you’ll figure it out. You’re one of the chosen ones, like I am.
Is there a club?
Do I need a password?
So many questions…
I too, have received such notifications… I am going to get my blood tested for alien DNA… I will let you all know the results. I think there is a correlation here.
On the upside, ive reread some real gems from a few years back 
S