T Nation

Not for the weak of heart!

 Men brace yourselves.
 
 Remember, if its a sharp pain in your chest and you're hyperventilating it's a heart attack (I guess, Im not a doctor).

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Doc," says Steve, “I want to be castrated.” “What on earth for?” asks the

doctor in amazement.

“It’s something I’ve been thinking about for a long time and I want to have
it done,” replies Steve.

“But have you thought it through properly?” asks the doctor, “It’s a very
serious operation and once it’s done, there’s no going back. It will change
your life forever!”

“I’m aware of that and you’re not going to change my mind – either you book
me in to be castrated or I’ll simply go to another doctor.”

“Well, OK.”, says the doctor, “But it’s against my better judgment!”

So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very
slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading
towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.

“Hi there,” says Steve, “It looks as if you’ve just had the same operation as
me.”

“I did,” says the other guy, “I finally decided after 37 years of life that I
would like to be circumcised.”

Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, “Sh**! THAT’S the word!”

If you have a sharp pain in your chest, you’re likely NOT having a heart attack.

Like you said, you’re not a doctor. :wink:

  Thank you for illuminating me TDoc. 
  Now that I see the light I shall spread joy forever after through fields of tulips.