Oh! Oh! Oh!! I am an expert on getting sex rejected.
Um I’ve heard
I can’t have sex because I need to keep my testosterone levels up and blowing my load will lower them.
We can’t do this too frequentely because I don’t want to start a “thing”. When we first did it I was under the impression that this would be a once or twice a year type of deal.
This is very tempting. I’m really considering this… Then just stop messaging her and she’ll wonder WTF, but her feelings wont be totally shattered because you found the offer “tempting”
Found god, yadda yadda. Something about religon and how god wants you to wait for the right one.
Baby, I still have feelings for my ex and this isn’t fair to you…
I’m really busy right now, something or other about work/being tired, etc…
I’ve got loads more if you need.
<—Not bitter. [/quote]
Oh shit I was actually going to use a couple of those, haha!