Not a Weightlifter If.....

You know you don?t lift weights ?
1.If you thought deadlift had something to do with being a pallbearer
2.If clean and jerk is what you do in the shower
3.If you thought a dumbbell was another word for a dumb Southern girl
4.If squat is a descriptor of your physical activity level

Usually there are a few more than four examples for lists like these.

If…ummm…you don’t work out?