Yes, for those of you die-hard types out there who love nothing better than swinging a sledgehammer or carrying around some sandbags for GPP... have I got a deal for you! Why, it's the big storm of '06! And it's here now!
For the low, low price of $29.95, you can show up at my apartment complex where you will be handed your very own core and posterior chain training device... a shovel! Then, under my expert guidance and coaching, you will shovel out car after car while I shout on words of encouragement like, "Put your back into it!" and the always favorite "You missed a spot!" For an extra $5.95, I can even do it in the accent of your favorite Russian strength coach while threatening to send you to a gulag if you slack off the pace.
Afterwards, there will be complimentary hot mulled Surge.
As you can see... I did not enjoy shoveling out my car from the 2 feet of snow that fell in less than 24 hours (with drifts even higher than that). New England rules.