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Non Sequitur


#1

Thought this was funny. And sad.


#2

Wouldn't it be cool if that place really existed... and we all met there for lunch every day?
The food would be awesome and meat-based, there'd be porn and iron sports on the tv monitors over the bar (which serves liquor AND custom protein shakes), and ....

add to it.


#3

I keep reading the thread title as "Non Squirter" and wonder why it's not in SAMA.

Now I know why...


#4

My thoughts upon seeing this thread title. Parody, Non Squirter.

V


#5

I'll be awaiting the end product enthusiastically


#6

Haha no time today, someone else can tackle it, hey why not try your hand at it?

V


#7

And out front street artists giving out free potraits done in charcoal. I like charcoal drawings, my name is NOT Simon lol.


#8

Would Michelangelo let some amateur paint the Sistine Chapel?
Would Homer let some amateur write his "Illiad?"
Would Einstein let some amateur create/propose his theories of relativity?
Would Vegita let some amateur start his epic parody threads?

As my previous examples have demonstrated, I believe only you, sir, hold the power.


#9

Happy endings given by figure athletes after your meal of steak, shrimp, and potatoes


#10

...and...the waitresses are all aspiring figure athlets who make the gals at hooters look like female convicts.


#11

You mean like the Tilted Kilt girls?


#12

Humility. Impressive.


#13

Had to look that up. WTF! Cant believe I've never seen these before.

nom nom nom


#14

this is about right.


#15

^Well done andrew, well done.


#16

My girlfriend works there, good place.


#17

There's no way I can eat and watch porn at the same time.

I once had a girlfriend who was the head waitress at this place called Fellatio's.


#18

Hmm, I might have to open up one of those tilted Kilt's in New England.


#19

"head" waitress lol. Nards, you mean to tell me you never ate at a peeler bar before?


#20

No. In Winnipeg I don't think they even had food at the ones I went to. You could get a bag of chips from the machine, that was it.