Yes. I'm American and if that is what passes for humor I'll pass.
No one here gives two shits how much you are worth. I guess if you use your watches to bait stupid young girls into thinking you have some value they are well worth the price.
You know who else is unmarried, has no intention to marry and no dependents? Your average homeless guy.
Who uses words like pipsqueak? Oh, I forgot you are a dandy.