so today I got a letter saying that I can no longer bbq at my apt. First we weren’t allowed charcoal so I got propane…now none whatsoever!
F*ck these guys! If I can’t have my bbq then MGMT can’t have their front teeth as I’ll remove them with my fist.
Their COMMUNIST I tell ya…COMMUNIST!
How can I eat my steak and chicken now? George Foreman dries them out too much.
BBQ is like taking away part of what makes me a MAN!
I’m pissed and unfortunately I cannot do a damn thing about it besides bitch and moan on the internet.
F*ck this place…this may be the one thing that pushes me over the edge. LOL You all may be seeing me in the newspapers very soon. LOL
/rant
isn’t it bs how dumbass rules and laws are made in the world and especially in the United States…if there is one thing that ‘irks’ me more than anything, its f*cked up rules that don’t have to be there that have been put in place by the higher power for who knows what reason.
I use the foreman as most of my food is frozen i just defrost it a little and it dosnt dry out the food when I cook it. There is this new one out that is like a foreman mr T sells it Mr. T infomercial FlavorWave Turbo - YouTube but I havnt tried it.
[quote]Dirty Gerdy wrote:
so today I got a letter saying that I can no longer bbq at my apt. First we weren’t allowed charcoal so I got propane…now none whatsoever!
F*ck these guys! If I can’t have my bbq then MGMT can’t have their front teeth as I’ll remove them with my fist.
Their COMMUNIST I tell ya…COMMUNIST!
How can I eat my steak and chicken now? George Foreman dries them out too much.
BBQ is like taking away part of what makes me a MAN!
I’m pissed and unfortunately I cannot do a damn thing about it besides bitch and moan on the internet.
F*ck this place…this may be the one thing that pushes me over the edge. LOL You all may be seeing me in the newspapers very soon. LOL
/rant
isn’t it bs how dumbass rules and laws are made in the world and especially in the United States…if there is one thing that ‘irks’ me more than anything, its f*cked up rules that don’t have to be there that have been put in place by the higher power for who knows what reason.
oh well…life goes on.
As you can tell I really like to BBQ.
I’m going to protest.[/quote]
obviously why you need to come to 'bama. we’ll let you grill out whenever your taut ass desires.
I’m willing to bet you can’t get around this one. If you are a renter then I feel even more confident in the statement. I own a townhome and got a $25 fine for having a pit within 10 ft. of the building.
[quote]JGerman wrote:
I’m willing to bet you can’t get around this one. If you are a renter then I feel even more confident in the statement. I own a townhome and got a $25 fine for having a pit within 10 ft. of the building.
It may be a city ordinace. [/quote]
That sucks. I would move. I grill a shit load of meat lately and this would wreck my whole routine. They don’t make a Foreman grill big enough to match a real pit or one you can toss 5 inch thick t-bones on at the same time.
Sorry to hear about your BBQ privileges being revoked, that certainly sucks.
If you want to see oppression of even the slightest bit of individual expression, move to a condo. Particularly one with an elderly “condo board” making the rules. My first property was a condo, and these pruny-assed old fucks made me resent what was at the time my biggest financial decision.
I put a “Welcome” mat in front of my door, the next day, a warning appeared in my mailbox. “Obstructing the aesthetic flow of the corridor” was the exact term. I replaced it with a very modest “Welcome Rock”, about the size of an average stapler. Another obstruction warning, the next day. Heaven forbid I actually WELCOME somebody into my place.
A relatively quiet 2 months passed, then another warning in my mailbox. This time, it was “Obstructing the aesthetic flow of the exterior”. I was at a loss…what was the hang-up these old bags had with “aesthetic flow”?! (They probably hadn’t had an “aesthetic flow” for several years on account of their enlarged prostates and bladder disorders). The cause of the warning this time…I had too many plants hanging from my balcony!
I finally approached some members of the condo board and very politely asked if my plants could remain. “Nope…these are the rules…we like 'em. You don’t…you can leave”. I did about a month later.
I think they would have drawn and quartered me for any kind of BBQing.
[quote]Dirty Gerdy wrote:
I’m going to protest.[/quote]
Stupid rules are meant to be broken but be prepared to accept the consequences. I know a lot of times, as a former 16 unit apartment manager, tenants will complain about the smoke from the BBQ so you need to be weary of pissing your neighbors off. That’s one rule to live by if you like living where you live.
Other than that tell management to fuck off and enjoy yourself a steak!
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
Dirty Gerdy wrote:
so today I got a letter saying that I can no longer bbq at my apt. First we weren’t allowed charcoal so I got propane…now none whatsoever!
F*ck these guys! If I can’t have my bbq then MGMT can’t have their front teeth as I’ll remove them with my fist.
Their COMMUNIST I tell ya…COMMUNIST!
How can I eat my steak and chicken now? George Foreman dries them out too much.
BBQ is like taking away part of what makes me a MAN!
I’m pissed and unfortunately I cannot do a damn thing about it besides bitch and moan on the internet.
F*ck this place…this may be the one thing that pushes me over the edge. LOL You all may be seeing me in the newspapers very soon. LOL
/rant
isn’t it bs how dumbass rules and laws are made in the world and especially in the United States…if there is one thing that ‘irks’ me more than anything, its f*cked up rules that don’t have to be there that have been put in place by the higher power for who knows what reason.
oh well…life goes on.
As you can tell I really like to BBQ.
I’m going to protest.
obviously why you need to come to 'bama. we’ll let you grill out whenever your taut ass desires.
erhm…[/quote]
at first I let it slide,Ya know they were funny little comments.
but come on now
MMF, then MMM now talking taut asses.
dude,are you ok?
[quote]Professor X wrote:
JGerman wrote:
I’m willing to bet you can’t get around this one. If you are a renter then I feel even more confident in the statement. I own a townhome and got a $25 fine for having a pit within 10 ft. of the building.
It may be a city ordinace.
That sucks. I would move. I grill a shit load of meat lately and this would wreck my whole routine. They don’t make a Foreman grill big enough to match a real pit or one you can toss 5 inch thick t-bones on at the same time.[/quote]
Yep and I pay $250 per month in HOA fees. I need to move. The current market has prolonged my stay.
This story sounds like a Greek tragedy to me. Considering what happened and you don’t want to move, you can just use a skillet and do it. I know it’s not much like grilling but it’s a decent option.