No Matter How Strong I Am...

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I will always know I have T-Nation to Thank.

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…if I can’t go over it or through it, I’d better learn to negotiate with it.

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…I will never be able to rid the world of all clowns.

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[quote]detazathoth wrote:
…that my penis will never get bigger than 3 inches[/quote]

that was mine.

-dizzle

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…I will never be strong enough to stomach a full episode of anything on MTV.

(besides rob&big)

-dizzle

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… I will never manage to do squats and lateral raises at the same time.

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… I’ll never be able to figure out how it can’t really be butter

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… I will never be able to beat my father.

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…it won’t erase the fact that I’m hairy and balding

…my knees will still be weak and my head spinning after a 20-rep squat.

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…deadlifts will kick my ass.
…a 315 lbs. deadlift will be inspirational. (jk)
…no one but me will care.

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…I’ll never be satisfied.

…your mom can probably kick my ass.

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…That damn kid that plays Harry Potter will still be richer.

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[quote]Chewie wrote:
undeadlift wrote:
… I will never be able to raise Elvis from the dead. (or)

Is that because Elvis died 30 years ago, today?

[/quote]

Really? If it’s true, I didn’t know that.

… Lance Bass will always be gay.

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… there will always be some womans arse I can’t stop staring at. Damn my weak mind!

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I will always love chicks with a hot ASS (*)

I will never be able to smack the stupid out of some people brains

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…there will still be someone curling in the squat rack when I need to use it.

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i still wont be able to open that damn pickle jar.

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[quote]undeadlift wrote:
Chewie wrote:
undeadlift wrote:
… I will never be able to raise Elvis from the dead. (or)

Is that because Elvis died 30 years ago, today?

Really? If it’s true, I didn’t know that.

… Lance Bass will always be gay.[/quote]

So will Justin Timberlake… and he’s straight.

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…I wont be able to stop thinking about mens asses… I mean dicks… I mean chicks… Who are girls… and not men… who are hot… but not the men the women i mean, hot women… God dammit this always happens…

in all seriousness though:

No matter how strong I am…

… It will always take me for ever to take a piss. My bladder holds almost a liter (.25 gal) of fluid sometimes (after movies).

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[quote]AssClown wrote:
… I’ll never be able to figure out how it can’t really be butter[/quote]

… I’ll never figure out how they made fat free canola oil. WTF is that? I mean it IS oil right?

-chris