Basically, you just continue the sentence. Let me start.
... I will never be able to raise Elvis from the dead. (or)... Michael Jackson will never be black again.
...I will never be strong enough.
Sorry. That's all I got.
...your stench is stronger.
...there will always be someone who uses my max as their warm-up.
someone will blame it on my bench shirt
but i do believe arnie will one day be the president of the usa
...I'll never be the one who brought sexy back.
Is that because Elvis died 30 years ago, today?
. . . some twigboy at the gym will still say he used to be able to squat more than me.
And by the way, Arnie will never be president.
...I'm sure I'll never have enough functional strength.
I will never be able to fart, sneeze, burp and piss at the same time.
...I'll never be weaker than I was.
...it won't matter if my cancer returns.
(ok, ok, pretty morbid)
... my boobs will never be big enough
... some other girl will always be able to log press more, lift more stones faster, DL 3X my bodyweight, push/pull the truck faster, etc, etc, etc.
She'll have bigger boobs, too. Life's a bitch. This thread rocks, though. Keep 'em coming.
..that my penis will never get bigger than 3 inches
...no one else I know will give a shit but that's ok with me...I do it for me.
... ProfX will still think I could be eating more.
I miss his posts =[
...someone will always be stronger than me, and I have to work hard to be stronger than them.
...i will never be able to pull that stick outta your ass.
I can't stop the clock from hurling me forward to my inevitable demise.