[quote]Vicomte wrote:
This thread is going to turn into a dick-measuring contest. [/quote]
Terrif ! I want Tootles to measure mine !
Well…I want her to hold the end of the tape measure that’s close to my torso and pmpm can unwind it in the other direction…
Who has a 36 inch tape measure ?
[quote]aznt0rk wrote:
how about a rofl or lmao?[/quote]
Both good.
I think that you’re trying to hard.
L
0
wait for it
L!
hahahahahahahahahahaha 
Its the internet, who cares?
You pussyhole.
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
I don’t let other people know when I laugh at their posts. I feel it lessens my worth as an interwebz funnyman. At most I will post a terse statement recognizing their cleverness.
If I may be candid, I also am deeply affected when people fail to realize my comic brilliance.
For the record, Sen Say, you are a very humorous gentleman, and if I were homosexually inclined, like, say, Dollarbill or Renton, I would happily toss your salad.[/quote]
I would agree with all of this but the last, being not in the mood for salad.
If it’s any satisfaction, it could be worse. You could have people not even recognize that your jokes ARE jokes, and get all snippy and nasty and attacking.
[quote]Christine wrote:
I think that you’re trying to hard.
[/quote]
I agree! But, well, I haven’t got much else to do. One of my co-workers just pulled his name plate off the wall and ripped a hole in the drywall. This has been the highlight of my day.
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
I don’t let other people know when I laugh at their posts. I feel it lessens my worth as an interwebz funnyman. At most I will post a terse statement recognizing their cleverness.
If I may be candid, I also am deeply affected when people fail to realize my comic brilliance.
For the record, Sen Say, you are a very humorous gentleman, and if I were homosexually inclined, like, say, Dollarbill or Renton, I would happily toss your salad.
I would agree with all of this but the last, being not in the mood for salad.
If it’s any satisfaction, it could be worse. You could have people not even recognize that your jokes ARE jokes, and get all snippy and nasty and attacking.[/quote]
I find this phenomenon personally satisfying on a completely different level.
[quote]sen say wrote:
I know most people don’t like me[/quote]
Damn I thought we’d kept it from you.
and renton too!!! Oh come on!! Please? Just a bit funnier? Oh fuck you lot I don’t care.
Hmmm - that’s out of character for Vic.
[quote]
I have to admit…sometimes I don’t ‘lol’ at DB because I secretly hate him and am jealous of his success with the women…[/quote]
Me too - well, apart from the bit about the women.
And he’s a total git.
[quote]
Anybody else out there feel bad when you don’t get a lol? [/quote]
Yes I do. Now laugh at my posts motherfuckers!!! If you don’t I’m going to cry.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
LOL! (feel better?)
Sometimes, I get a little bummed when a post that I think was comic gold doesn’t get a LOL, but I’m usually satisfied with knowing I made myself laugh.
That’s very similar to my philosophy about sex.[/quote]
I’ll bet you enjoy giving the cold shoulder.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
LOL! (feel better?)
Sometimes, I get a little bummed when a post that I think was comic gold doesn’t get a LOL, but I’m usually satisfied with knowing I made myself laugh.
That’s very similar to my philosophy about sex.
I’ll bet you enjoy giving the cold shoulder.[/quote]
It’s usually the guy’s fault.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
This thread is going to turn into a dick-measuring contest. I can feel it coming.
Meh, I can’t compete with that.
[/quote]
You can hold the meter stick.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
This thread is going to turn into a dick-measuring contest. I can feel it coming.
Meh, I can’t compete with that.
You can hold the meter stick.[/quote]
This is America. Fuck the Metric System, we measure our cocks in yards!
[quote]Renton wrote:
and I don’t lol at Zap because he now has a guy with a crayon in his avatar instead of his real picture so I don’t recognize him.
And he’s a total git.
[/quote]
No way, the crayon is cool. The guy is kind of a douchebag though.
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
This thread is going to turn into a dick-measuring contest. I can feel it coming.
Meh, I can’t compete with that.
You can hold the meter stick.
This is America. Fuck the Metric System, we measure our cocks in yards![/quote]
I prefer to measure mine in the bedroom. Last time I measured it in the yard the neighbor lady crashed her car into my mailbox.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
This thread is going to turn into a dick-measuring contest. I can feel it coming.
Meh, I can’t compete with that.
You can hold the meter stick.
This is America. Fuck the Metric System, we measure our cocks in yards!
I prefer to measure mine in the bedroom. Last time I measured it in the yard the neighbor lady crashed her car into my mailbox.[/quote]
Jesus! Not in the FRONT yard you moron!
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
This thread is going to turn into a dick-measuring contest. I can feel it coming.
Meh, I can’t compete with that.
You can hold the meter stick.
This is America. Fuck the Metric System, we measure our cocks in yards!
I prefer to measure mine in the bedroom. Last time I measured it in the yard the neighbor lady crashed her car into my mailbox.
Jesus! Not in the FRONT yard you moron![/quote]
I was standing in the back yard.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
This thread is going to turn into a dick-measuring contest. I can feel it coming.
Meh, I can’t compete with that.
You can hold the meter stick.
This is America. Fuck the Metric System, we measure our cocks in yards!
I prefer to measure mine in the bedroom. Last time I measured it in the yard the neighbor lady crashed her car into my mailbox.
Jesus! Not in the FRONT yard you moron!
I was standing in the back yard.[/quote]
Ha! You win!
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
I was standing in the back yard.[/quote]
ok, that gets an lol.