How do you even judge that? Literally…as a judge…how?
*Boys Physique Competitor: Why’d I get 5th, judge?
*Judge: Well, your chest isn’t developed enough, and your shoulders aren’t wide enough. Also your lats didn’t flare enough, and your calves were really lacking.
*Boys Physique Competitor: …Well…no shit! I’m 8 years old, dumbass!