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7’2" 322lb Russian boxer Nicolai Valuev. 36-0, #11 Ranking.

Possible captions:

“This guy’s crap weighs more than what some of us deadlift.”

“At last, definitive proof that we descended from apes.”

“T-Nation will be hosting a seminar on effective martial arts techniques against multiple attackers. Playing the role of multiple attackers will be Nicolai Valuev.”

He’s got such a long reach I don’t see how you could get a shot in on him without getting one yourself.