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What’s up everybody? Wanted to introduce myself properly and couldn’t really decide which forum this would best fit into. Anyways, just a little about myself: Name’s Steve, I’m 24 and in the Army for a few more months. Been lifting for a couple of years but have only been focusing on strength training for the last couple of months.

Current stats for anyone who give’s a shit:
Bench: 305
Squat: 335
Dead: 435

5’8" 210 lbs

Think that’s about it.

Welcome!

Stick it in her pooper and all that.

Will do.

[quote]Sancho12 wrote:
What’s up everybody? Wanted to introduce myself properly and couldn’t really decide which forum this would best fit into. Anyways, just a little about myself: Name’s Steve, I’m 24 and in the Army for a few more months. Been lifting for a couple of years but have only been focusing on strength training for the last couple of months.

Current stats for anyone who give’s a shit:
Bench: 305
Squat: 335
Dead: 435

5’8" 210 lbs

Think that’s about it.[/quote]

A “thick skin” & twisted sense of humor will get you through round’ these parts, Pard’…

lol That’s Mak.

Welcome, Sancho. Don’t be afraid.

Be afraid, be very afraid!

Always wanted to say that. Welcome, nice numbers.

Hey, another short-person. Awesome.

Remember; you’re not eating enough, lifting heavy enough, you don’t have awesome abs, you don’t need o see those not-awesome abs, jiu jitsu is the only way to roll, and you must always try hitting her.

[quote]Sancho12 wrote:
Will do.[/quote]

You’ll fit in nicely here.

I’m the local asshat by the way.

hola

squats and milk

Z-12 is the supplement God

Haha Mak what a way to welcome someone here. Classic.

Welcome Sancho, hope you stick around.

Welcome.

Remember, whenever talking about a girl, the main advice is to stick it in her pooper and such a thread is useless without pics.

Johnny Blaze mentioned two important rules already, here are a few more:

Rules:
*If you ever mention how hot a girl is that you slept with or made out with, you POST PICTURES!
*Prof.X is the man
*You’re required to compliment each T-vixen you see in a thread that you are posting in.
*If you ever post pictures of yourself, you must pose shirtless and holding a tennis shoe.
*Always try hitting her.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
*Always try hitting her.[/quote]

With milk.

Additional rules:

*If you’re not growing, the answer is squats and milk.
*If you consider steroids, testosterone is the base of every cycle. PCT or a taper is essential. Do not post sources!

[quote]JohnnyBlaze wrote:
Do not post sources![/quote]

Woops!

Welcome Sancho.

Yes Mak is an asshat.

[quote]Renton wrote:
Woops!

Welcome Sancho.

Yes Mak is a sexy beast.[/quote]

Dammit, I told you your not my type!

[quote]Renton wrote:
JohnnyBlaze wrote:
Do not post sources!

Woops!

[/quote]

AAAARGH! Do not post sources! You never know who could be watching. lol

[quote]Makavali wrote:
Renton wrote:
Woops!

Welcome Sancho.

Yes Mak is a sexy beast.

Dammit, I told you your not my type![/quote]

I think you two should get a room. :stuck_out_tongue:

[quote]JohnnyBlaze wrote:
Yes Mak is a sexy beast.

Dammit, I told you your not my type!

I think us two should get a room. :P[/quote]

Something you guys aren’t telling me?

Even further off topic, but I just reheated some dhal for my lunch that I made earlier in the week (Lentils, ginger, garlic, chillis etc.) but I fancied it a bit spicier than in it’s original form (I only used 1 Habanero to make a couple of pints).

Soooo - I put a few splashes of the above pictured sauce in there. If you like heat and haven’t tried it you are missing out.

It’s a religious experience. The endorphin rush is spectacular.

[quote]JohnnyBlaze wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
*Always try hitting her.

With milk.[/quote]

And a fish.