I’m told by one of my colleagues in California that there’s an Orthodontist who is busy all day long putting braces on women who feel they are too fat. Then he uses a thin, 014 gauge ligature wire to tie the top and bottom braces together. Voila ! The patient can’t open their mouth, but can get fluids in through spaces at the sides of their piehole. Weight loss occurs in record time.
Just thought I’d share that with you fine folks. If anyone wants this procedure in Alberta, I’d be happy to oblige. Except for Cupcake, who looks sublime. Even without his flame shirt.
ps. j/k, I won’t do that. Not in my narrow ethical agenda.