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New to Public Gyms. Help Me Understand Dress Codes


#21

Which beard are you referring to?


#22

Only the one that covers the chin.


#23

I only talk to them when they have their cloths on. I would not want them to get any weird ideas, haha you never know what is going thru their dirty old neked bodied minds.


#24

I have found most folks who belong to the “silver sneakers” program just need some camaraderie and a social outlet - the gym is more about that for them than actually working out.


#25

WHERE exactly are they sneaking this silver?

My question is both a geography and biology question.


#26

I’m not knocking them hell I’m one of them. SS pays for my gym memberships. But I have no interest in parading around the lockerroom with my boys swinging so they can air drying.

Anyway if found it pretty funny and I wanted to know what you guys thought.


#27

“silver sneakers” is the name of the program where Medicare/Medicaid pays for gym memberships for older folks. It’s guaranteed income for the gym owners and a free social club for members


#28

The joke is less funny when you explain the punchline.


#29

Fair enough.
The naked guys don’t bug me much. The guys that use the hair dryer to force dry their family Jewels though - that is disturbing on multiple levels. Also, it is one of the reasons I have never touched a hair dryer at the gym.


#30

Apologize and agree- joke didn’t come through in text - some people really don’t know about the program.