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New Texas Map

Research concluded on a long term study pairing demographic data with geophysical characteristics with in the State of Texas and the follow map was produced :smiley:

Rich people have souls.

Haha!

I’m (my hometown, anyway, is) smack dab in the middle of Soulless Rich People and Gay Cowboys. Not sure what that makes me. Why the hell is UTA on there in place of Arlington anyway?

It’s pretty frickin hilarious, otherwise. I like OK’s designation.

Please…“fat people” extends all of the way from the border to at least the River Walk.

The more I look at it the more I laugh. Clay pots and skiing. Lol!

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Please…“fat people” extends all of the way from the border to at least the River Walk.[/quote]

All the way north into Native Americans and turnpikes as well, I’m afraid.

Damn Good pussy on both sides of Riverwalk

Brilliant Map.

I might have added casinos to the Oklahoma part, but that is covered under Native American.
Probably could have left out the UT part of “UT and Hippies” and summarized with Hippies. It covers UT.

Still spot on.

The researcher who developed this map should be applauded and offered millions in grants.

What is it about northern TX that makes people angry drunks?

[quote]mud lark wrote:
Brilliant Map.

I might have added casinos to the Oklahoma part, but that is covered under Native American.
Probably could have left out the UT part of “UT and Hippies” and summarized with Hippies. It covers UT.

Still spot on.
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Oklahoma has some shitty roads!(interstates)lol

[quote]biglifter wrote:
What is it about northern TX that makes people angry drunks?[/quote]

Flat boring nothing to do but fuck, fight, and drink.

<<<<drinks like a fucking fish and is pretty goddamned angry

[quote]biglifter wrote:
What is it about northern TX that makes people angry drunks?[/quote]
Proximity to yankees.

Cors,

University of Texas Arlington?

X,

Shut up fatty everyone knows musclez turn to fat…

Cruiser,

I wrote the bullshit up about the research.

I don’t see why people hate on Austin. At least Austin is scenic and stacked with tons of hot wommenz.

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Rednecks! That map is funny as hell. And spot on.

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[quote]pushharder wrote:
Whoops, just found out TX is not an Open Carry state. I wouldn’t have thunk.[/quote]

You should check out independence firearms in Brenham, TX if yall have time. That place has great prices.

Very funny. But I happen to love Aggies! (It’s hereditary)

Some Rutgers student came up with a similar New Jersey map.
I’ll start another thread with that one.

[quote]pushharder wrote:
Whoops, just found out TX is not an Open Carry state. I wouldn’t have thunk.[/quote]
We like to be the sneaky, underestimated dude at the bar.