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New Term I Coined: Masscular


#1

I see my favorite word "masscular" has not made its debut on T-Nation forums. Well, I want to introduce you all to it here today.

Muscular guys have petite little bodies; they wear tight t-shirts and do a lot of biceps curls. Masscular guys can't hardly fit into their t-shirts, resemble a brick shit house and can squat a Sherman tank.

Some guys want to get muscular, and that's super. I don't want to get muscular; I want to get fucking masscular.

P.S. I coined this word. No really, I did. Search it.


#2

well, your stats say 235 @ 6"2, and that aint nothin MASScular.

PS. your gay.


#3

I think your new term is craptasticular


#4

Congratulations


#5

Wow, tough crowd.


#6

Clearly you misunderstand my objective, let us have another look: "I want to get fucking masscular."


#7

objective understood ; )

I prefer HAAA-YEWWWGE MOTHA FUKA


#8

235 at 6'2" isn't masscular?

Shit, I guess I got my idea about huge messed up.


#9

Sounds kinda gay...and yea, somethin's wrong with that.


#10

You know you're going to be using it in the gym today.


#11

235 at 6'2" can be HUGE.
Arnold was 228 at 6'1" - 6'2" at the 1975 Mr. Olympia when Pumping Iron was filmed. I know many sources claim 235, but 228 is what Arnold told "Oui!" magazine in 1977.


#12

You're right, I mean those were only Arnold's exact numbers in the '75 Olympia.


#13

I tried getting mangina to catch on by using it a couple times, but when it didn't I threw a big tizzy. It turns out that just by using the word I got a bad case of it.

It's hard to make up new words.

Next one is going to be Laryngina- Thats when you say something that makes you sound like a twat.


#14

ha, squat a sherman tank... what a wassbag.

m1 abrams... diff story.


#15

i wanna be extra super dooper fucking muscular squared! haha


#16

Well, that's basically what masscular is.


#17

It does have a certain VitoSpataforeness to it.


#18

Stop trying to make 'masscular' happen.

(For goodness' sake, a MEAN GIRLS quote is effective against it--that really doesn't bode well for its shelf life.)


#19

Fine, but FETCH is happening.


#20

Let me help out MattFarlick. Only 3 correct uses of "Masscular" or "mascular" in the English language:

  1. To be only said by a woman:
    Oh my gosh! It's so big and ... masscular.

  2. To be used only by lame guys in bars:
    Drunk Woman in bar: Well, I kind of like my men to be a man's man -- you know very masculine.
    Man: Well... I consider myself to be a mascular kind of guy...

  3. To be only used by gay bodybuilders:
    Gay BB1: You're looking pretty masscular today!
    Gay BB2: Right on, man!

There may be other correct usages out there, but I can't think of any more right now.