New Term I Coined: Masscular

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I see my favorite word “masscular” has not made its debut on T-Nation forums. Well, I want to introduce you all to it here today.

Muscular guys have petite little bodies; they wear tight t-shirts and do a lot of biceps curls. Masscular guys can’t hardly fit into their t-shirts, resemble a brick shit house and can squat a Sherman tank.

Some guys want to get muscular, and that’s super. I don’t want to get muscular; I want to get fucking masscular.

P.S. I coined this word. No really, I did. Search it.

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well, your stats say 235 @ 6"2, and that aint nothin MASScular.

PS. your gay.

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I think your new term is craptasticular

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Congratulations

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Wow, tough crowd.

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[quote]violatepropriety wrote:
well, your stats say 235 @ 6"2, and that aint nothin MASScular.

PS. your gay.
[/quote]

Clearly you misunderstand my objective, let us have another look: “I want to get fucking masscular.”

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objective understood ; )

I prefer HAAA-YEWWWGE MOTHA FUKA

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235 at 6’2" isn’t masscular?

Shit, I guess I got my idea about huge messed up.

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[quote]MattFarlick wrote:
violatepropriety wrote:
well, your stats say 235 @ 6"2, and that aint nothin MASScular.

PS. your gay.

Clearly you misunderstand my objective, let us have another look: “I want to get fucking masscular.”[/quote]

Sounds kinda gay…and yea, somethin’s wrong with that.

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[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:

Sounds kinda gay…and yea, somethin’s wrong with that.[/quote]

You know you’re going to be using it in the gym today.

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235 at 6’2" can be HUGE.
Arnold was 228 at 6’1" - 6’2" at the 1975 Mr. Olympia when Pumping Iron was filmed. I know many sources claim 235, but 228 is what Arnold told “Oui!” magazine in 1977.

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[quote]violatepropriety wrote:
well, your stats say 235 @ 6"2, and that aint nothin MASScular.
[/quote]

You’re right, I mean those were only Arnold’s exact numbers in the '75 Olympia.

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I tried getting mangina to catch on by using it a couple times, but when it didn’t I threw a big tizzy. It turns out that just by using the word I got a bad case of it.

It’s hard to make up new words.

Next one is going to be Laryngina- Thats when you say something that makes you sound like a twat.

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ha, squat a sherman tank… what a wassbag.

m1 abrams… diff story.

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i wanna be extra super dooper fucking muscular squared! haha

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[quote]SkinnyPete wrote:
i wanna be extra super dooper fucking muscular squared! haha[/quote]

Well, that’s basically what masscular is.

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[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
MattFarlick wrote:
violatepropriety wrote:
well, your stats say 235 @ 6"2, and that aint nothin MASScular.

PS. your gay.

Clearly you misunderstand my objective, let us have another look: “I want to get fucking masscular.”

Sounds kinda gay…and yea, somethin’s wrong with that.[/quote]

It does have a certain VitoSpataforeness to it.

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Stop trying to make ‘masscular’ happen.

(For goodness’ sake, a MEAN GIRLS quote is effective against it–that really doesn’t bode well for its shelf life.)

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[quote]DON D1ESEL wrote:
Stop trying to make ‘masscular’ happen.

(For goodness’ sake, a MEAN GIRLS quote is effective against it–that really doesn’t bode well for its shelf life.)[/quote]

Fine, but FETCH is happening.

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[quote]Wayland wrote:
I think your new term is craptasticular[/quote]

Let me help out MattFarlick. Only 3 correct uses of “Masscular” or “mascular” in the English language:

  1. To be only said by a woman:
    Oh my gosh! It’s so big and … masscular.

  2. To be used only by lame guys in bars:
    Drunk Woman in bar: Well, I kind of like my men to be a man’s man – you know very masculine.
    Man: Well… I consider myself to be a mascular kind of guy…

  3. To be only used by gay bodybuilders:
    Gay BB1: You’re looking pretty masscular today!
    Gay BB2: Right on, man!

There may be other correct usages out there, but I can’t think of any more right now.