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#1

Hello everyone, I have just signed up.


#2

[quote]heal1079 wrote:
Hello everyone, I have just signed up.[/quote]

Assume the position…repeat after me:

I promise on my blood and the blood of my children and my children’s children from hereafter to eternity never to reveal the secrets of The Order. If I should betray a member of our society or reveal his or her name to anyone who is not a member of The Order may my tongue be pulled out and wooden splinters stuck in the bleeding stump. May my eyes be gouged out by white hot steel spikes. May I be flayed and disemboweled and burned alive and my burnt flesh and charred bones left on the wayside for stray dogs and carrion.


#3

[quote]heal1079 wrote:
Hello everyone, I have just signed up.[/quote]
Hi mate,

If you want to be part of the team, we will need a picture of you holding a shoe.

tweet


#4

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]heal1079 wrote:
Hello everyone, I have just signed up.[/quote]

Assume the position…repeat after me:

I promise on my blood and the blood of my children and my children’s children from hereafter to eternity never to reveal the secrets of The Order. If I should betray a member of our society or reveal his or her name to anyone who is not a member of The Order may my tongue be pulled out and wooden splinters stuck in the bleeding stump. May my eyes be gouged out by white hot steel spikes. May I be flayed and disemboweled and burned alive and my burnt flesh and charred bones left on the wayside for stray dogs and carrion.[/quote]

Burnt flesh, charred bones … Am I the only one getting hungry?


#5

[quote]MartyMonster wrote:

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]heal1079 wrote:
Hello everyone, I have just signed up.[/quote]

Assume the position…repeat after me:

I promise on my blood and the blood of my children and my children’s children from hereafter to eternity never to reveal the secrets of The Order. If I should betray a member of our society or reveal his or her name to anyone who is not a member of The Order may my tongue be pulled out and wooden splinters stuck in the bleeding stump. May my eyes be gouged out by white hot steel spikes. May I be flayed and disemboweled and burned alive and my burnt flesh and charred bones left on the wayside for stray dogs and carrion.[/quote]

Burnt flesh, charred bones … Am I the only one getting hungry?
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No, but I’m not in the mood for tongue. I’m thinking ribs.

Welcome, OP! Tell us about yourself.


#6

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]MartyMonster wrote:

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]heal1079 wrote:
Hello everyone, I have just signed up.[/quote]

Assume the position…repeat after me:

I promise on my blood and the blood of my children and my children’s children from hereafter to eternity never to reveal the secrets of The Order. If I should betray a member of our society or reveal his or her name to anyone who is not a member of The Order may my tongue be pulled out and wooden splinters stuck in the bleeding stump. May my eyes be gouged out by white hot steel spikes. May I be flayed and disemboweled and burned alive and my burnt flesh and charred bones left on the wayside for stray dogs and carrion.[/quote]

Burnt flesh, charred bones … Am I the only one getting hungry?
[/quote]

No, but I’m not in the mood for tongue. I’m thinking ribs.

Welcome, OP! Tell us about yourself.[/quote]

A little bit of tongue … could be a pleasant start to the evening.


#7

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]heal1079 wrote:
Hello everyone, I have just signed up.[/quote]

Assume the position…repeat after me:

I promise on my blood and the blood of my children and my children’s children from hereafter to eternity never to reveal the secrets of The Order. If I should betray a member of our society or reveal his or her name to anyone who is not a member of The Order may my tongue be pulled out and wooden splinters stuck in the bleeding stump. May my eyes be gouged out by white hot steel spikes. May I be flayed and disemboweled and burned alive and my burnt flesh and charred bones left on the wayside for stray dogs and carrion.[/quote]

Never mind this guy, he’s just our resident ISIS member that posts here on TN

What I would suggest is going to some of the reflective threads here on GAL (get a life) that point out some of the historic members/threads that may come up in conversation. Look for threads “worst” or “best” “posts/threads in Tnation history”…something like that. That way you’ll be in the loop

Start with searching for ‘rougevampire’ and finding a magical thread about his gf…a 400 yr old witch or something like that, there are and have been a number of characters that swing through these parts

…oh also Wectors’ thread about height from less than a year ago, fucking classic!


#8

[quote]heal1079 wrote:
Hello everyone, I have just signed up.[/quote]

Avoid contact with Print. Worst poster ever.


#9

So, why do you go around the internet registering for forums only to make one post and never come back?

http://www.bananas.org/member-heal1079.html

http://www.marijuanagrowing.com/member.php?17069-heal1079

http://www.biotrustboard.com/member.php?106601-heal1079

http://www.professional/muscle.com/forums/sl/members/heal1079.html

http://www.boracaystories.com/forum/member.php?4334-heal1079&tab=activitystream&type=user

http://www.stockyard.net/vbulletin/members/heal1079.html

http://www.foot-health-forum.com/forum/member.php?u=8474

Will you be coming back to edit your post and add a link to your crappy rejuvenation and organic goods store? Or will you just add the link to your profile?


#10

I think only Sandra can save this thread.


#11

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
I think only Sandra can save this thread.[/quote]

Oh my holy mother of fuck.


#12

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
So, why do you go around the internet registering for forums only to make one post and never come back?

http://www.bananas.org/member-heal1079.html

http://www.marijuanagrowing.com/member.php?17069-heal1079

http://www.biotrustboard.com/member.php?106601-heal1079

http://www.professional/muscle.com/forums/sl/members/heal1079.html

http://www.boracaystories.com/forum/member.php?4334-heal1079&tab=activitystream&type=user

http://www.stockyard.net/vbulletin/members/heal1079.html

http://www.foot-health-forum.com/forum/member.php?u=8474

Will you be coming back to edit your post and add a link to your crappy rejuvenation and organic goods store? Or will you just add the link to your profile?

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That’s quite the detective job there. The full Mr Arkadin Confidential Report. You’ve got his number.


#13

I think the OP’s sock puppets are supposed to come back and represent themselves as “satisfied customers” who bought the magic beans and healing crystals and got rid of all their negative energy for twelve monthly payments of only…


#14

[quote]CLUNK wrote:

[quote]heal1079 wrote:
Hello everyone, I have just signed up.[/quote]

Avoid contact with Print. Worst poster ever. [/quote]

I don’t post anymore.


#15

[quote]print wrote:

[quote]CLUNK wrote:

[quote]heal1079 wrote:
Hello everyone, I have just signed up.[/quote]

Avoid contact with Print. Worst poster ever. [/quote]

I don’t post anymore.[/quote]

I think he meant that poster of you he has over his bed.


#16

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]print wrote:

[quote]CLUNK wrote:

[quote]heal1079 wrote:
Hello everyone, I have just signed up.[/quote]

Avoid contact with Print. Worst poster ever. [/quote]

I don’t post anymore.[/quote]

I think he meant that poster of you he has over his bed.
[/quote]

Very good! Up & at’em this morning, I see.


#17

[quote]print wrote:

[quote]CLUNK wrote:

[quote]heal1079 wrote:
Hello everyone, I have just signed up.[/quote]

Avoid contact with Print. Worst poster ever. [/quote]

I don’t post anymore.[/quote]

You just did.


#18

[quote]CLUNK wrote:

[quote]print wrote:

[quote]CLUNK wrote:

[quote]heal1079 wrote:
Hello everyone, I have just signed up.[/quote]

Avoid contact with Print. Worst poster ever. [/quote]

I don’t post anymore.[/quote]

You just did.
[/quote]

Thank you Capt Obvious.


#19

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
I think only Sandra can save this thread.[/quote]

Now picture her with the stomach flu… :slight_smile:


#20

[quote]print wrote:

[quote]CLUNK wrote:

[quote]print wrote:

[quote]CLUNK wrote:

[quote]heal1079 wrote:
Hello everyone, I have just signed up.[/quote]

Avoid contact with Print. Worst poster ever. [/quote]

I don’t post anymore.[/quote]

You just did.
[/quote]

Thank you Capt Obvious.[/quote]

You’re easy to pull out of the woodwork. A mere mention of your name activates a Pavlovian response in you, and boom, you’re here!