uhhhh....Kraftwerk?! And you're bagging the Scorps?!
When Klaus Meine comes over to take care of your garden or pool and ends up banging your old lady while the rest of the band jams out in your garage...then you'll understand the power of the Scorps! And some other german bands that rip include: Helloween, Morser, Kreator, Sodom, and Destruction.
As for Hasselhoff (sp?), I have no constructive comments. Let's just hope that he has a copy of the "Crazy World" (live in Berlin, 1991!!!) video to keep him company.