Lol...thanks, Snap. Definitely not a writer. I very much appreciate the written word, though.
There was a time when I wanted to be a writer. Due to my own Autistic tendencies, I was a VERY shy person (almost to the point of dysfunction). I felt cut off from much of the world. Couple that with my love of Edgar Allan Poe and my mother's writing and I did try my hand at it.
Between trying to sack quarterbacks and, later, arresting bad guys, I wrote a lot of (get ready for it)...poems. Most of it not so poetic, but some that I still like.
Getting married and having kids, though, has pretty much filled the necessary hours of solitude with chaos.