Check out the link guys!
This looks soooo cool. You too can have the credentials of a highly educated and skilled professional in the fitness industry. Learn how to train people to shed pounds and annoying excess fat from all their trouble spots!! Yippee!...
This is what we're dealing with guys. Give me a break people. The sad part is that many times this is all you need to satisfy people and get training jobs.
Wow! That is all I can say...
Gosh! I wonder if I could get one of those for [Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania]!
Then I could train people in [Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania]!
(it helps if you read whats in the brackets in a synthetic robot voice)