So, big ghey called his BFF counting beans and they decided it would be a great idea to…
[quote]Petermus wrote:
vampire sparkling in the sunlight bathed in rainbows.[/quote]
FUCK YOU
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]Petermus wrote:
vampire sparkling in the sunlight bathed in rainbows.[/quote]
FUCK YOU[/quote]
…and Lindsay Lohan happily obliged, right in front of the Count. But when she demanded to have cocaine blown up her nose with a leafblower The Count pulled out his RapeAxe and…
take a dump on Lindsey’s chest
and then did a Kentucky transfer with…
out spilling a drop. He then proceeded to…
Walk in on Kerley, only to find him face down in a putrid mixture of vomit and an unidentified white milky substance, possibly milk. To which he exclaimed…
''I think it’s really tragic when people get serious about stuff. It’s such an absurdity to take anything really seriously … I make an honest attempt not to take anything seriously: I worked that attitude out about the time I was eighteen, I mean, what does it all mean when you get right down to it, what’s the story here? Being alive is so weird. ‘’
I hate myself, why’d I drink so much milk, I’m going to die, sob vomit He then…
masturbated furiously to biglifter’s avatar, using the tears as lube…
and that experience was what motivated him to start working out
with a prostate massager so he could …
please prof X with his new prostate powers and
…earn the right to serve him hamburgers off his nude torso.
(I’m glad y’all are done fucking with poor Lindsay).
But Lindsey, not to be left out of the story…
entered the room naked
[quote]Gregus wrote:
entered the room naked
[/quote]
With a dildo in one hand and a sandwhich in the other, then proceded to…
Sing an Ella Fitzgerald song, and…
then sucked on a huge…
[quote]aznt0rk wrote:
then sucked on a huge…[/quote]
T-Bone steak, with…