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Neon Eggs

Has anyone else ever cracked open an egg and it was neon?

I still eat it, just wondering if it’s safe. Maybe that’s where I got this st…st…st…stutter from.

holy shit that’s awesome.

Never eat anything that

A) is blue.
B) glows.
C) is used to make babies.

…and you’ll be safe.

boonville,

Run it through an ion cleanse. I hear that works great :slight_smile:

Ryan

Your stutter carries over to typing? Sounds serious

[quote]pookie wrote:
Never eat anything that

A) is blue.
B) glows.
C) is used to make babies.

…and you’ll be safe.[/quote]

Fucking funny and words to live by.

[quote]pookie wrote:
Never eat anything that

A) is blue.

…and you’ll be safe.[/quote]

What about blueberries, and blue cheese, and blue M & M’s?

Mmm, I love M & M’s.

Neon…what color? Green or yellow? If green…maybe that’s one severely over-cooked egg and you need to settle down on cooking them.

Yellow…you got me…

The only thing close I have ever seen to a neon egg, is the yolk of organic eggs. They tend to be very bright and more orange than yellow. That is normal.

[quote]Tank53 wrote:
Neon…what color? Green or yellow? If green…maybe that’s one severely over-cooked egg and you need to settle down on cooking them.

Yellow…you got me…[/quote]

More of a yellow. And I’m talking neon when it’s raw; the “white” not the yolk.

I’ve seriously seen, and eaten, at least 5 in my lifetime. I can’t possibly be the only when who’s ever seen a neon egg, I mean, c’mon.

Take off the X-ray glasses after you’re done with the comic books.

[quote]boonville410 wrote:
pookie wrote:
Never eat anything that

A) is blue.

…and you’ll be safe.

What about blueberries, and blue cheese, and blue M & M’s?

Mmm, I love M & M’s.[/quote]

Blueberries aren’t blue. Blue M & M’s have fake coloring. Not sure about blue cheese.

[quote]boonville410 wrote:
Tank53 wrote:
Neon…what color? Green or yellow? If green…maybe that’s one severely over-cooked egg and you need to settle down on cooking them.

Yellow…you got me…

More of a yellow. And I’m talking neon when it’s raw; the “white” not the yolk.

I’ve seriously seen, and eaten, at least 5 in my lifetime. I can’t possibly be the only when who’s ever seen a neon egg, I mean, c’mon.[/quote]

Yeah, um…you’re the only one dude.

But buck up, I’ve seen many people grow up next to nuclear power plants who go on to live happy, healthy lives.

SO what color are blueberries?

[quote]illbill22 wrote:
SO what color are blueberries? [/quote]

Purple.

[quote]bikemike wrote:
illbill22 wrote:
SO what color are blueberries?

Purple.[/quote]

WHAT?? I may be the only person on this planet we call Earth that has ever eaten a neon egg, but you, my friend, are CRAZY.

[quote]boonville410 wrote:
bikemike wrote:
illbill22 wrote:
SO what color are blueberries?

Purple.

WHAT?? I may be the only person on this planet we call Earth that has ever eaten a neon egg, but you, my friend, are CRAZY.[/quote]

Are they Omega-3 Eggs?

[quote]pookie wrote:
Never eat anything that

A) is blue.
B) glows.
C) is used to make babies.

…and you’ll be safe.[/quote]

Damn, I gotta rethink things now.

[quote]SicTorn wrote:
pookie wrote:
Never eat anything that

A) is blue.
B) glows.
C) is used to make babies.

…and you’ll be safe.

Damn, I gotta rethink things now.[/quote]

Now see what you guys’ve done?
WTF?

ST, pay no attention.
The radiation has killed their brains.

Joe Weider wrote:
SicTorn wrote:
pookie wrote:
Never eat anything that

A) is blue.
B) glows.
C) is used to make babies.

…and you’ll be safe.

Damn, I gotta rethink things now.

No no no no no…ST, there’s no rethinking that needs to be done! You just nevermind Pookie and rule C. You just forget all about that one… :slight_smile: