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NeelyDan, I'm Calling You Out!

Look, I don’t know if you did it or not, but, for real, you should drive somewhere and fight me. Top ten reasons:

  1. Everyone else gets called out. I’m tired of waiting for someone to call me out and feeling ignored.

  2. If you did do it, that’s not nice.

  3. I will Increase my Explosive Force - Instantly! on you, and you will be so crushed.

  4. I have watched many UFC fights and absorbed everything, including the commercials.

  5. My 9th grade English teacher once held me after class and told me I had amazing eyes. I didn’t know if this was a come-on (she was WAY older than me and didn’t look like HolyMac’s teacher) or a random prelude to a discussion of something totally unrelated, but I got scared and bolted before I could find out. Things were pretty uncomfortable in that class for awhile, and never quite the same after. Obviously, I should kick your ass.

This was going to be a top-ten list, but I’m tired. Suck it! (Or fight me over it – reason #6!)

It’s already been done.

[quote]That One Guy wrote:
It’s already been done.[/quote]

Yup. It’s true.

Well, that whole referring to himself in the 3rd person is annoying enough to warrant a call out.

“George is gettin’ upset!!”

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Well, that whole referring to himself in the 3rd person is annoying enough to warrant a call out.

“George is gettin’ upset!!”[/quote]

But NeelyDan wouldn’t be NeelyDan if NeelyDan didn’t do it … he’d just be another annoying anteater

[quote]polo77j wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
Well, that whole referring to himself in the 3rd person is annoying enough to warrant a call out.

“George is gettin’ upset!!”

But NeelyDan wouldn’t be NeelyDan if NeelyDan didn’t do it … he’d just be another annoying anteater[/quote]

I admit I do find it amusing.

EDIT: I see what you did there, Polo! lol

[quote]polo77j wrote:
… he’d just be another annoying anteater[/quote]

there’s another kind?

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
polo77j wrote:
… he’d just be another annoying anteater

there’s another kind?[/quote]

well right now NeelyDan is NeelyDan … if NeelyDan didn’t reference NeelyDan in the third person incessantly, NeelyDan would lose NeelyDan’s charm and cease to be NeelyDan the anteater and transform into that anteater guy

See what I"m sayin?


i don’t know, the one time i met NeelyDan he was very polite. here’s a pictue we took of our first greeting.

[quote]polo77j wrote:
WormwoodTheory wrote:
polo77j wrote:
… he’d just be another annoying anteater

there’s another kind?

well right now NeelyDan is NeelyDan … if NeelyDan didn’t reference NeelyDan in the third person incessantly, NeelyDan would lose NeelyDan’s charm and cease to be NeelyDan the anteater and transform into that anteater guy

See what I"m sayin?[/quote]

HA! fuckin brilliant. lol

[quote]iamthewolf wrote:
i don’t know, the one time i met NeelyDan he was very polite. here’s a pictue we took of our first greeting.[/quote]

This is Neely, playing “Find the ants.”

Someone called out NeelyDan before I did? I feel so… deflated. There went my explosive force – instantly!

Neely is the type to play hard to get – he never calls-you-out back.

Guys, serious question: If a stranger’s never driven more than 50 miles to fight you over something you said on the internet, does that make you a, uhm, ah – does that make you a virgin? There – I said it! I’m so embarrassed, but, oddly, I feel like a huge weight’s been lifted from my shoulders at the same time.

You told me I was your first, Neely!

the only creatures capable of calling neelydan out are the harpy eagle and the spectacled owl

you do not qualify sir

Capable of calling out neelydan:

[quote]NeelyDan wrote:
Capable of calling out neelydan:
[/quote]

That is an ugly ass bird dude.

I don’t even think Jack would take that down.

hahahahaha neelydan is awesome.

you sir have been called out by this owl.


dammit, this owl

Great, first no owls, now 2 show up fml

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
NeelyDan wrote:
Capable of calling out neelydan:

That is an ugly ass bird dude.

I don’t even think Jack would take that down.[/quote]

That’s a Harpy Eagle. They yank sloths out of the trees: