Hi guys, Im more of a lurker than a poster but would be keen for some input from everyone. There is as much humour on this site as there is nutrition and training info so im expecting some great feedback
basiclly im a personal trainer in belfast, ireland and have some work t shirts with my web address on them. I wanted to get some t shirts printed up just for training in and i wanted them to have my web address aswell as a funny quote along the bottom
example
my web address
personal training
“stop f*cking about and start working out”
or
“because walking on a treadmill watching tv, just isnt gonna get you them abs”
im stuck for what i want to write and dont want to be too offensive - just a bit of humour on my training gear which also helps advertise my business
[quote]arsefluff wrote:
Hi guys, Im more of a lurker than a poster but would be keen for some input from everyone. There is as much humour on this site as there is nutrition and training info so im expecting some great feedback
basiclly im a personal trainer in belfast, ireland and have some work t shirts with my web address on them. I wanted to get some t shirts printed up just for training in and i wanted them to have my web address aswell as a funny quote along the bottom
example
my web address
personal training
“stop f*cking about and start working out”
or
“because walking on a treadmill watching tv, just isnt gonna get you them abs”
im stuck for what i want to write and dont want to be too offensive - just a bit of humour on my training gear which also helps advertise my business
cheers guys
neil
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“Leg extensions are for twats. Get in the rack and do some squats!”
“Squat rack curls are for girls!” No offense to girls who train, of course, I just lack the ability to rhyme.
I give up. Sorry I can’t help you. My thought train was derailed a long time ago. Good luck.
[quote]arsefluff wrote:
Hi guys, Im more of a lurker than a poster but would be keen for some input from everyone. There is as much humour on this site as there is nutrition and training info so im expecting some great feedback
basiclly im a personal trainer in belfast, ireland and have some work t shirts with my web address on them. I wanted to get some t shirts printed up just for training in and i wanted them to have my web address aswell as a funny quote along the bottom
example
my web address
personal training
“stop f*cking about and start working out”
or
“because walking on a treadmill watching tv, just isnt gonna get you them abs”
im stuck for what i want to write and dont want to be too offensive - just a bit of humour on my training gear which also helps advertise my business
cheers guys
neil
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Humor will get you one kind of client… something serious and motivational will get you another kind. Personally, I’d go for the latter.
[quote]arsefluff wrote:
Hi guys, Im more of a lurker than a poster but would be keen for some input from everyone. There is as much humour on this site as there is nutrition and training info so im expecting some great feedback
basiclly im a personal trainer in belfast, ireland and have some work t shirts with my web address on them. I wanted to get some t shirts printed up just for training in and i wanted them to have my web address aswell as a funny quote along the bottom
example
my web address
personal training
“stop f*cking about and start working out”
or
“because walking on a treadmill watching tv, just isnt gonna get you them abs”
im stuck for what i want to write and dont want to be too offensive - just a bit of humour on my training gear which also helps advertise my business
cheers guys
neil
[/quote]
I have one by that supplement company Animal that says: “Shut the fuck up and train”.
I don’t know if these apply, or can be modified, but I was at a EMT (emergency medical technician) conference last month (in LAs Vegas) and I saw these and thought they were good:
Go ahead
Drive too fast
Pass on curves
.
:
Its job security for me
We aren’t God
We don’t save lives
We just prolong your miserable existance
[quote]dswithers wrote:
I don’t know if these apply, or can be modified, but I was at a EMT (emergency medical technician) conference last month (in LAs Vegas) and I saw these and thought they were good:
Go ahead
Drive too fast
Pass on curves
.
:
Its job security for me
We aren’t God
We don’t save lives
We just prolong your miserable existance[/quote]
cool - nice to see someone already stole my idea before i even had the chance to invent it
[quote]arsefluff wrote:
Hi guys, Im more of a lurker than a poster but would be keen for some input from everyone. There is as much humour on this site as there is nutrition and training info so im expecting some great feedback
basiclly im a personal trainer in belfast, ireland and have some work t shirts with my web address on them. I wanted to get some t shirts printed up just for training in and i wanted them to have my web address aswell as a funny quote along the bottom
example
my web address
personal training
“stop f*cking about and start working out”
or
“because walking on a treadmill watching tv, just isnt gonna get you them abs”
im stuck for what i want to write and dont want to be too offensive - just a bit of humour on my training gear which also helps advertise my business
cheers guys
neil
[/quote]
I only give you this because you’re on another continent. It’s the slogan I use on my biz cards and will be using on my website once it’s completed.
So all you other Canadian T-Nation peeps better stay the f away from it! Well, okay, keep it if your outside the 604/778 area code.
It’s not offensive, it’s not crude but it’s to the point and has the added scare tactic.
I only give you this because you’re on another continent. It’s the slogan I use on my biz cards and will be using on my website once it’s completed.
So all you other Canadian T-Nation peeps better stay the f away from it! Well, okay, keep it if your outside the 604/778 area code.
It’s not offensive, it’s not crude but it’s to the point and has the added scare tactic.
“Procrastination is suicide on a payment plan!”
Cheers bro![/quote]
lol - nice mate - how about ones starting with because . . .
“because trial and error wont sort out that fat ass”
“because everything you do is wrong”
"you pay a monthly membership to look the same ? why ? "
“today you are in the best shape of your life, yet the worst shape you ever want to be”
lol - nice mate - how about ones starting with because . . .
“because trial and error wont sort out that fat ass”
“because everything you do is wrong”
"you pay a monthly membership to look the same ? why ? "
“today you are in the best shape of your life, yet the worst shape you ever want to be”
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Those are pretty good too. I like the monthly membership one.
Along the same lines:
“You’ve paid for a memebership…now let me show you why!”
I do think you should stay away from the offensive ones. Calling someone a fat ass, even if they are and even if they’re calling themselves that is not going to get you good results.
It’s a like a white dude calling a black dude N, even though he and all his friends call him that! You still don’t use that word.
Pick 10 of your favorites, put them in a hat, pick 5 out. Print those on t-shirts. You’re getting ahead of yourself by making a bigger and bigger list.
Offer some of these new t-shirts for free to your clients that reach their monthly goals. Free advertising for you.
“Who knows what kind of animal awaits inside of you”
…
I do think you should stay away from the offensive ones. Calling someone a fat ass, even if they are and even if they’re calling themselves that is not going to get you good results.
It’s a like a white dude calling a black dude N, even though he and all his friends call him that! You still don’t use that word. . .
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i wouldnt go down that route with the offensive ones although it hurts so bad cos id really want to be training with a t shirt like that on my back