Gardencatering? First of all, gardening is for pussies. Stop it. In fact, take off your pink ballet slippers and put on some manly work boots; go stomp every one of your little flowers in the ground while grunting and thumping your chest.
That should kick start your gonads into producing testosterone instead of chamomile.
Next, you sound like a pussy vegetarian. Stop that shit too. Eat meat. Preferably raw. Use your hands. Make sure to burp and fart loudly while at the table. If other people eat with you, make sure they're offended to the point of commenting on it. Extra points if some leave because of the smell. You're now well on your way to becoming a man.
In a few days, You will notice hair growing on various parts of your body. Do not start to cry, that is normal. Also, your peepee will get longer and stand up by itself. Your peepee is now a fuckfuck. We'll explain that one later. Just don't cry, everything is going as planned.
Oh, while I'm on the subject; crying is over, you don't do that anymore. Exceptions: You spill the last cold beer OR your team loses the cup by 1 goal in overtime. In those two circumstances, and no others, you're allowed one tear.
Back to our plan to ungirlize you:
Put some Jalapeno peppers in your football pants. See? Some vegetables can be useful. Make sure you "go commando" for your next game. When your teammates comment on your "hot girlie ass", they'll never know how right they are.
If you've read up to here, you should already be feeling more aggressive. If you're dumb enough, you might even be experiencing a touch of anger. See how easy it is?