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Need Something to Help Me in Football


#1

I am looking for a legal steriod to help boost me in my game. I really dont care about the short term side effects and dont care about long term.

before I take I am going to research and most likely wont take any thing that will ruin my future....im not dumb. lol

My friend told me he smoked crack before a game and he had the best game of his life, that is what I want but I will never smoke crack!! I just want those effects.

Some of my friends on the other teams say they take these pills called SOS which makes them really strong. I am willing to take that but I really dont want to get big/fat.

I have been playing football since 5th grade, currently a junior in high school. and I have been working out seriously since 9th grade. Since the 9th I have took a few protein drinks, N.O. Xplode and cytogainer, I also took animal pak which is a vitamin. although, currently for nearly a year I have not took any supplement because I want a natural body, no bloating or worries of health problems.

please tell me what ever you can think of....Good or bad, preferably no shots, just pills or powder.

thanks, Chris


#2

The only thing that came to mind is "fuck off"

Sorry...

Go tip a cow or something. That'd be more productive than make another post here


#3

See boys, this is why we cant have nice things legally, shit like this.


#4

Ephedrine.


#5

If you take juice every time you time you do juice it wont work as well. Every juicing downregulates your muscle rescepters making you addicted to juice. Your testicles will shrink.


#6

Ummmmm what?

And I just have to go with the OP being a troll. An average troll at best.


#7

Ephedrine, albuteral...


#8

Shitty sarcasm is worse than actually helping somoene who isnt nearly ready for this shit. Someone else may read this and think youre being serious.


#9

Carrots. Lots and lots of carrots.


#10

Gatorade FTW


#11

I"ve read a shit ton of stupid threads on other forums but this one is pretty whack.

WTF guys? It's pretty apparent this guy doesn't have a freak'n clue.

Hey pal if your looking for something that has the effects of crack cocaine you're in the wrong place.

But wait a min. you said you don't care about short term or long term side effects, why not just smoke some

crack, ya big dumb ass!


#12

I'm being serious. I have had read that in the a steroidology website, written by medical doctors and contest prep gurus. The ANACONDA Protocol and a dose of gear will make him an all star quaterback. He has a morally justified reason to gear, but he should be aware of the heavy cost to his testicles, and ways to prevent such a cost.


#13

OP, you had me at "legal steroids" lol

Go eat like a horse, lift your ass off, and report back in 5 years. Try to do some research while you're at it before making yourself look foolish again.


#14

If youre being serious about steroids permanently downregulating the androgen receptor and MAKING SOMEONE ADDICTED TO STEROIDS you should stop posting here. Youre officially a moron.


#15

I think this guy is a troll. At first I thought "Maybe" but when he started talking about smoking crack I decided he was a troll.