Need Some Help. Big Glutes

[quote]A Ninny Mouse wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
I’m confused. What the hell are most white guys calling “a big butt”? Further, why does it seem to cause so many of you so much mental stress because your ass is no longer flat as a pancake?

Help a brother understand this strange phenom because I have yet to see anyone looking like the average stripper on Westheimer in Houston.[/quote]

To most people, “a big butt” = “a butt”

Serious-mode: Don’t worry about it.

Stupid-mode: More cushion for the pushin’! (No homo)[/quote]

This is true, and for most of the white people around me, the only kind of big ass is a fat ass so they don’t want one.

It does take some getting used to when that’s the mentality, especially if you used to be a fatty.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
I’m confused. What the hell are most white guys calling “a big butt”? Further, why does it seem to cause so many of you so much mental stress because your ass is no longer flat as a pancake?

Help a brother understand this strange phenom because I have yet to see anyone looking like the average stripper on Westheimer in Houston.[/quote]

I believe the cause for that is bad body posture, and people who think that a big ass is equal to a fat ass.

In the body posture topic, ever seen those people that round their backs and stick their butt out when they walk ? Like Mort from Family Guy ? Imagine someone walking around like that with a big glute, they tend to think that their ass is the problem.

I’ve been told I have a “black girl booty” since about 5th grade. It’s only gotten bigger since I started squatting. I’ve never met a girl/woman that didn’t like it though.

Also, this reminded me of the Diminished Glute Syndrome episode of King of the Hill. “You’re wearin butt boobies!”

[quote]A Ninny Mouse wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
I’m confused. What the hell are most white guys calling “a big butt”? Further, why does it seem to cause so many of you so much mental stress because your ass is no longer flat as a pancake?

Help a brother understand this strange phenom because I have yet to see anyone looking like the average stripper on Westheimer in Houston.[/quote]

To most people, “a big butt” = “a butt”

Serious-mode: Don’t worry about it.

Stupid-mode: More cushion for the pushin’! (No homo)[/quote]

Wait…so all of these retarded posts are because white dudes can suddenly see that they actually have an ass?

Holy crap.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]A Ninny Mouse wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
I’m confused. What the hell are most white guys calling “a big butt”? Further, why does it seem to cause so many of you so much mental stress because your ass is no longer flat as a pancake?

Help a brother understand this strange phenom because I have yet to see anyone looking like the average stripper on Westheimer in Houston.[/quote]

To most people, “a big butt” = “a butt”

Serious-mode: Don’t worry about it.

Stupid-mode: More cushion for the pushin’! (No homo)[/quote]

Wait…so all of these retarded posts are because white dudes can suddenly see that they actually have an ass?

Holy crap.[/quote]

The OPs location is India… I’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s probably not a white guy?

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]A Ninny Mouse wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
I’m confused. What the hell are most white guys calling “a big butt”? Further, why does it seem to cause so many of you so much mental stress because your ass is no longer flat as a pancake?

Help a brother understand this strange phenom because I have yet to see anyone looking like the average stripper on Westheimer in Houston.[/quote]

To most people, “a big butt” = “a butt”

Serious-mode: Don’t worry about it.

Stupid-mode: More cushion for the pushin’! (No homo)[/quote]

Wait…so all of these retarded posts are because white dudes can suddenly see that they actually have an ass?

Holy crap.[/quote]

The OPs location is India… I’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s probably not a white guy?[/quote]

lol! You’re on a roll man.

[quote]Evolv wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]A Ninny Mouse wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
I’m confused. What the hell are most white guys calling “a big butt”? Further, why does it seem to cause so many of you so much mental stress because your ass is no longer flat as a pancake?

Help a brother understand this strange phenom because I have yet to see anyone looking like the average stripper on Westheimer in Houston.[/quote]

To most people, “a big butt” = “a butt”

Serious-mode: Don’t worry about it.

Stupid-mode: More cushion for the pushin’! (No homo)[/quote]

Wait…so all of these retarded posts are because white dudes can suddenly see that they actually have an ass?

Holy crap.[/quote]

The OPs location is India… I’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s probably not a white guy?[/quote]

lol! You’re on a roll man.[/quote]

Yes, I’m an Indian who’s busting his butt off to add size (finding it hard though) and finding time to do so (not easy when you spend 10-12 hrs a day in office + traveling, sometimes its 14 hrs). Well, so no more worries. Proud to have it!!!

bitches like my butt

[quote]AlexC1 wrote:
I’ve been told I have a “black girl booty” since about 5th grade. It’s only gotten bigger since I started squatting. I’ve never met a girl/woman that didn’t like it though.

Also, this reminded me of the Diminished Glute Syndrome episode of King of the Hill. “You’re wearin butt boobies!”[/quote]

I’ve had to hear similar comments. My waist is 32 but I wear 34 inch pants because of this.

[quote]dipym666 wrote:

[quote]Evolv wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]A Ninny Mouse wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
I’m confused. What the hell are most white guys calling “a big butt”? Further, why does it seem to cause so many of you so much mental stress because your ass is no longer flat as a pancake?

Help a brother understand this strange phenom because I have yet to see anyone looking like the average stripper on Westheimer in Houston.[/quote]

To most people, “a big butt” = “a butt”

Serious-mode: Don’t worry about it.

Stupid-mode: More cushion for the pushin’! (No homo)[/quote]

Wait…so all of these retarded posts are because white dudes can suddenly see that they actually have an ass?

Holy crap.[/quote]

The OPs location is India… I’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s probably not a white guy?[/quote]

lol! You’re on a roll man.[/quote]

Yes, I’m an Indian who’s busting his butt off to add size (finding it hard though) and finding time to do so (not easy when you spend 10-12 hrs a day in office + traveling, sometimes its 14 hrs). Well, so no more worries. Proud to have it!!![/quote]

Sometimes my other computer takes longer than normal to boot up and the screen is a different color. What the hell should I do about that??

[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:

[quote]dipym666 wrote:

[quote]Evolv wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]A Ninny Mouse wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
I’m confused. What the hell are most white guys calling “a big butt”? Further, why does it seem to cause so many of you so much mental stress because your ass is no longer flat as a pancake?

Help a brother understand this strange phenom because I have yet to see anyone looking like the average stripper on Westheimer in Houston.[/quote]

To most people, “a big butt” = “a butt”

Serious-mode: Don’t worry about it.

Stupid-mode: More cushion for the pushin’! (No homo)[/quote]

Wait…so all of these retarded posts are because white dudes can suddenly see that they actually have an ass?

Holy crap.[/quote]

The OPs location is India… I’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s probably not a white guy?[/quote]

lol! You’re on a roll man.[/quote]

Yes, I’m an Indian who’s busting his butt off to add size (finding it hard though) and finding time to do so (not easy when you spend 10-12 hrs a day in office + traveling, sometimes its 14 hrs). Well, so no more worries. Proud to have it!!![/quote]

Sometimes my other computer takes longer than normal to boot up and the screen is a different color. What the hell should I do about that?? [/quote]

hahahahahaaha! Computer questions… Cause he’s indian! Thats racist!!

and hilarious lulz

get bigger hamstrings

Not that I keep an eye out, but I’ve never heard of or seen a guy (obviously given he is fit/muscular/or has relatively normal bf) that has glutes that are too big. Pics or it didn’t happen.

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:

[quote]dipym666 wrote:

[quote]Evolv wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]A Ninny Mouse wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
I’m confused. What the hell are most white guys calling “a big butt”? Further, why does it seem to cause so many of you so much mental stress because your ass is no longer flat as a pancake?

Help a brother understand this strange phenom because I have yet to see anyone looking like the average stripper on Westheimer in Houston.[/quote]

To most people, “a big butt” = “a butt”

Serious-mode: Don’t worry about it.

Stupid-mode: More cushion for the pushin’! (No homo)[/quote]

Wait…so all of these retarded posts are because white dudes can suddenly see that they actually have an ass?

Holy crap.[/quote]

The OPs location is India… I’m gonna go out on a limb and say he’s probably not a white guy?[/quote]

lol! You’re on a roll man.[/quote]

Yes, I’m an Indian who’s busting his butt off to add size (finding it hard though) and finding time to do so (not easy when you spend 10-12 hrs a day in office + traveling, sometimes its 14 hrs). Well, so no more worries. Proud to have it!!![/quote]

Sometimes my other computer takes longer than normal to boot up and the screen is a different color. What the hell should I do about that?? [/quote]

hahahahahaaha! Computer questions… Cause he’s indian! Thats racist!!

and hilarious lulz[/quote]

Ah well… unfortunately I’m not an IT person. Although the majority of services industry belong to the IT sector.

[quote]dipym666 wrote:

Yes, I’m an Indian who’s busting his butt off to add size[/quote]

You busted your butt off to build a bubble butt. You weren’t satisfied. You busted your butt off. Now you’re bereft of butt because you’ve busted it off. You should be happy because you didn’t want a bubble butt. You miss your bubble butt but at the same time don’t like it. If you bust your butt off again to build another bubble butt you might bust your butt to be bereft of that bubble butt.

And that might lead to another thread on bubble butts. I think.

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]dipym666 wrote:

Yes, I’m an Indian who’s busting his butt off to add size[/quote]

You busted your butt off to build a bubble butt. You weren’t satisfied. You busted your butt off. Now you’re bereft of butt because you’ve busted it off. You should be happy because you didn’t want a bubble butt. You miss your bubble butt but at the same time don’t like it. If you bust your butt off again to build another bubble butt you might bust your butt to be bereft of that bubble butt.

And that might lead to another thread on bubble butts. I think.[/quote]

lol… thats a wonderful tongue twister. Alright alright. Now that everyone has shown me the “light” I’ll say “oh butt god”… thank you

A lot of people claiming big butts actually have tiny glutes but a pelvis in anterior tilt.

[quote]ev1bl wrote:
A lot of people claiming big butts actually have tiny glutes but a pelvis in anterior tilt.
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…an equal amount are just fucking insane.

[quote]ev1bl wrote:
A lot of people claiming big butts actually have tiny glutes but a pelvis in anterior tilt.
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and you know this how? cause you’re a specialist and you checked them all? Oh ok

People talk about the weirdest shit!