Natalie Portman Rap

[quote]Mufasa wrote:
Nooooooo…!

Not Princess/Queen Amidala!!!

Mufasa[/quote]

Ooohhhh YES!

queue sinister laughter

V gets crapped on, I think, because of it’s slight deviation from the source material. If one sees it as inspired by the Moore work, and not as a filmed reproduction, then it can be appreciated on it’s own merits.

One thing I find hilarious about Vendetta is the sheer volume of people who felt it was an indictment of the second Bush administration.

Also, Natalie Portman is a combination of smart and hot. I can be a selfish social deconstructionist for an exploration of her philosophical “cave.”

Wow.

She’s like a Harvard-graduated Thug. Yung Portie, or something.

[quote]zephead4747 wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
zephead4747 wrote:
do not want.

What?

Do a search. It’s a Star Wars reference.

I’m not usually one to miss a SW ref, but who would not want Natalie Portman?

I’d make the kessel run for her doing the backstroke.

I do not want natalie portman, short hair isn’t my thing.

BTW Vader, very good catch on that.[/quote]

Short hair isnt really my thing either, but she pulls it off.

Id be all up in that.

[quote]Westclock wrote:
zephead4747 wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
zephead4747 wrote:
do not want.

What?

Do a search. It’s a Star Wars reference.

I’m not usually one to miss a SW ref, but who would not want Natalie Portman?

I’d make the kessel run for her doing the backstroke.

I do not want natalie portman, short hair isn’t my thing.

BTW Vader, very good catch on that.

Short hair isnt really my thing either, but she pulls it off.

Id be all up in that.
[/quote]

Not if I kill you first./deadly serious

[quote]Vicomte wrote:
Westclock wrote:
zephead4747 wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
zephead4747 wrote:
do not want.

What?

Do a search. It’s a Star Wars reference.

I’m not usually one to miss a SW ref, but who would not want Natalie Portman?

I’d make the kessel run for her doing the backstroke.

I do not want natalie portman, short hair isn’t my thing.

BTW Vader, very good catch on that.

Short hair isnt really my thing either, but she pulls it off.

Id be all up in that.

Not if I kill you first./deadly serious[/quote]

lol.

Its a gentleman’s challenge then.

First one to bag that saucy little piece of ass wins. As usual rape doesn’t count.

Natalie Portman refused to play an emotionally conflicted nun in new movie ‘Doubt’ because she didn’t “understand celibacy”.

Director John Patrick Shanley - who also penned the play on which the film is based - has revealed Natalie was in the running for the part of Sister James,which was eventually taken by Amy Adams.

He said: “W. asked Natalie Portman, and Natalie was very interested but kept saying she had a problem. And we finally nailed down as to what the problem was. She basically said she didn’t understand celibacy.”

I’d hit it before any of y’all.

[quote]Westclock wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
Westclock wrote:
zephead4747 wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
zephead4747 wrote:
do not want.

What?

Do a search. It’s a Star Wars reference.

I’m not usually one to miss a SW ref, but who would not want Natalie Portman?

I’d make the kessel run for her doing the backstroke.

I do not want natalie portman, short hair isn’t my thing.

BTW Vader, very good catch on that.

Short hair isnt really my thing either, but she pulls it off.

Id be all up in that.

Not if I kill you first./deadly serious

lol.

Its a gentleman’s challenge then.

First one to bag that saucy little piece of ass wins. As usual rape doesn’t count.

[/quote]

I accept!

Does it count if I make her want me to rape her?

Yes, I’m that good.

[quote]Vicomte wrote:
Westclock wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
Westclock wrote:
zephead4747 wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
zephead4747 wrote:
do not want.

What?

Do a search. It’s a Star Wars reference.

I’m not usually one to miss a SW ref, but who would not want Natalie Portman?

I’d make the kessel run for her doing the backstroke.

I do not want natalie portman, short hair isn’t my thing.

BTW Vader, very good catch on that.

Short hair isnt really my thing either, but she pulls it off.

Id be all up in that.

Not if I kill you first./deadly serious

lol.

Its a gentleman’s challenge then.

First one to bag that saucy little piece of ass wins. As usual rape doesn’t count.

I accept!

Does it count if I make her want me to rape her?

Yes, I’m that good.[/quote]

If you can do that then you win at life, you might as well retire and smoke a pipe on a beach somewhere.

Also @ PMPM I can compromise…Threesome ??? I promise to enjoy it less than you do, so you technically win.

[quote]Westclock wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
Westclock wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
Westclock wrote:
zephead4747 wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
zephead4747 wrote:
do not want.

What?

Do a search. It’s a Star Wars reference.

I’m not usually one to miss a SW ref, but who would not want Natalie Portman?

I’d make the kessel run for her doing the backstroke.

I do not want natalie portman, short hair isn’t my thing.

BTW Vader, very good catch on that.

Short hair isnt really my thing either, but she pulls it off.

Id be all up in that.

Not if I kill you first./deadly serious

lol.

Its a gentleman’s challenge then.

First one to bag that saucy little piece of ass wins. As usual rape doesn’t count.

I accept!

Does it count if I make her want me to rape her?

Yes, I’m that good.

If you can do that then you win at life, you might as well retire and smoke a pipe on a beach somewhere. [/quote]

Well, I’ve only had it confirmed a few times, but I have always wanted to smoke a pipe.

If I retire I’m taking Ms. Portman with me.

[quote]Vicomte wrote:
Westclock wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
Westclock wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
Westclock wrote:
zephead4747 wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
zephead4747 wrote:
do not want.

What?

Do a search. It’s a Star Wars reference.

I’m not usually one to miss a SW ref, but who would not want Natalie Portman?

I’d make the kessel run for her doing the backstroke.

I do not want natalie portman, short hair isn’t my thing.

BTW Vader, very good catch on that.

Short hair isnt really my thing either, but she pulls it off.

Id be all up in that.

Not if I kill you first./deadly serious

lol.

Its a gentleman’s challenge then.

First one to bag that saucy little piece of ass wins. As usual rape doesn’t count.

I accept!

Does it count if I make her want me to rape her?

Yes, I’m that good.

If you can do that then you win at life, you might as well retire and smoke a pipe on a beach somewhere.

Well, I’ve only had it confirmed a few times, but I have always wanted to smoke a pipe.

If I retire I’m taking Ms. Portman with me.
[/quote]

Im pretty sure that when you win at life you get your pick of the ladies, so its only fair.

[quote]I don’t sleep mother fucker
off that yak and bourbon
doin’ 120 gettin head while I’m swervin

(Damn Natalie you a crazy chick)

Yo shut the fuck up and suck my dick
I’m bustin dudes mouth like gushers mother fucker
roll up on NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff Zucker

(What you want Natalie)
to drink and fight
(what you need Natalie)
to fuck all night[/quote]

brilliant

[quote]AngryVader wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
zephead4747 wrote:
do not want.

What?

Do a search. It’s a Star Wars reference.[/quote]

interesting…

star wars you say?

rules 31 and 34 is in order on ms. portman

[quote]MaddyD wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
zephead4747 wrote:
do not want.

What?

Do a search. It’s a Star Wars reference.

interesting…

star wars you say?

rules 31 and 34 is in order on ms. portman [/quote]

Yeah this is not bodybuilding.com…we dont do that shit.

girls just shouldnt rap, period.

[quote]Westclock wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
Westclock wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
Westclock wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
Westclock wrote:
zephead4747 wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
zephead4747 wrote:
do not want.

What?

Do a search. It’s a Star Wars reference.

I’m not usually one to miss a SW ref, but who would not want Natalie Portman?

I’d make the kessel run for her doing the backstroke.

I do not want natalie portman, short hair isn’t my thing.

BTW Vader, very good catch on that.

Short hair isnt really my thing either, but she pulls it off.

Id be all up in that.

Not if I kill you first./deadly serious

lol.

Its a gentleman’s challenge then.

First one to bag that saucy little piece of ass wins. As usual rape doesn’t count.

I accept!

Does it count if I make her want me to rape her?

Yes, I’m that good.

If you can do that then you win at life, you might as well retire and smoke a pipe on a beach somewhere.

Well, I’ve only had it confirmed a few times, but I have always wanted to smoke a pipe.

If I retire I’m taking Ms. Portman with me.

Im pretty sure that when you win at life you get your pick of the ladies, so its only fair.[/quote]

Seeing as you’re being so magnanimous, I promise to send you pictures of our exploits. You can even photoshop your face onto mine, if you wish.

If you’re into that sorta thing.

[quote]Westclock wrote:
MaddyD wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
zephead4747 wrote:
do not want.

What?

Do a search. It’s a Star Wars reference.

interesting…

star wars you say?

rules 31 and 34 is in order on ms. portman

Yeah this is not bodybuilding.com…we dont do that shit.[/quote]

ya its not from there either.
but its amazing how many clues I find here from newer people that they spend too much time on the chans as well.

[quote]MaddyD wrote:
Westclock wrote:
MaddyD wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
zephead4747 wrote:
do not want.

What?

Do a search. It’s a Star Wars reference.

interesting…

star wars you say?

rules 31 and 34 is in order on ms. portman

Yeah this is not bodybuilding.com…we dont do that shit.

ya its not from there either.
but its amazing how many clues I find here from newer people that they spend too much time on the chans as well.
[/quote]

Oh I know what 4chan is. A friend of mine thinks its freaking hilarious, and I have to hear the inside jokes constantly.

[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
GhorigTheBeefy wrote:
Westclock wrote:

V was an amazing movie, and she even shaved her head for it, talk about commitment.

How much rock did you smoke to make your perception of that movie anything than a complete throw away? Let me guess you liked 300 too.

What’s your problem with V? I thought it was a great, if low budget, flick. I personally don’y think that any film that conveys a meanigful, deeper message can be called ‘throw away’.

There is a scene where Evey is ‘released’ from torture, by V and she breaks down. The acting is truly excellent and really sets my level of respect for NP as a quality actress. She alone creates the depth of feeling in the scene, as the camera closeups her face.

Found it: - YouTube

How can you call that ‘throw away’?

BBB[/quote]

I don’t have a problem with the message of the movie that parts fine. I just think the whole movie was done very poorly and I saw everything coming. I guess it would be like watching the Sixth Sense or any mystery movie and knowing the ending. Natlie Portman was ok throughout the movie but never really good except for maybe that one scene…maybe. I find her acting to be quite horrible (see star wars) and it just seems that V was riding the coat tails of the Matrix fame.

[quote]Artem wrote:
GhorigTheBeefy wrote:
Westclock wrote:

V was an amazing movie, and she even shaved her head for it, talk about commitment.

How much rock did you smoke to make your perception of that movie anything than a complete throw away? Let me guess you liked 300 too.

You realize that that film is a cult classic and seen nearly on the level of Fight Club?

I think that you, good sir, are the one smoking said ‘rock.’[/quote]

Cult classic on the level of Fight Club? You must be talking about the source material and not the movie. Fight Club the movie isn’t a cult classic just look at how many people love it and how main stream it is. You could argue that V is a cult classic but there is always a small following for crappy movies so I fail to see how this is a stand out. I’d rather watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show than V and I fucking hate the Rocky Horror Picture Show…course I could probably sleep through V easier.