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Natalie Portman Rap


This is freaking genius. Also Ive always had a crush on her, and her participation in such a skit makes me think she probably has a bit of a wild side.


Queen Amidala for life


From a purely technical perspective, shes really a decent musical performer.

I think that the best part of it is that she is usually seen as a girl next door and no one expected her to do this.

And that she pulled it off with real style, she has got some skills.


This is the best thing she's done with her life since The Professional.



Not Princess/Queen Amidala!!!!



The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.



V was an amazing movie, and she even shaved her head for it, talk about commitment.


top 3

Natalie Portman
Jessica Biel
Jamie Eason


Portman always reminds me of Mila Kunis and vice versa..
I was once linked this site that had pictures of a bunch of celebrities and all their measurements and then it would find you celebrities with similar measurements to the ones that you like. It was sick. Man.. but anyways

Portman and Kunis have nearly the same measurements. That's probably why.


My d*ck is scared of her...


Three of the ways I want to violate Portman require the use of the Force.


do not want.




Do a search. It's a Star Wars reference.


I'm not usually one to miss a SW ref, but who would not want Natalie Portman?

I'd make the kessel run for her doing the backstroke.


Just make sure you make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs or she won't even give you the time of day.


How much rock did you smoke to make your perception of that movie anything than a complete throw away? Let me guess you liked 300 too.


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You realize that that film is a cult classic and seen nearly on the level of Fight Club?

I think that you, good sir, are the one smoking said 'rock.'


I do not want natalie portman, short hair isn't my thing.

BTW Vader, very good catch on that.