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Nano Roids


#1

Are Nano bots the next wave in sports nutrition? Couln't you use them to deliver optimum nutrition at optimum time, even steroids, then clear it out in time for any drug testing.

Or use them to clear out any catabolic effects and skip straight to anabolic after a workout, if you even need to workout? Have them cause a workout effect, while you're typing at your desk?


#2

[quote]Airtruth wrote:

Are Nano bots the next wave in sports nutrition? Couln’t you use them to deliver optimum nutrition at optimum time, even steroids, then clear it out in time for any drug testing.

Or use them to clear out any catabolic effects and skip straight to anabolic after a workout, if you even need to workout? Have them cause a workout effect, while you’re typing at your desk?[/quote]

Pretty sure this is how the Zombie Apocalypse starts.


#3

Gene therapy is the real future of sports performance. Once we start fucking with genes and nano-bots both you’ll have a recipe for some pretty fucking crazy feats of strength.


#4

[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

[quote]Airtruth wrote:

Are Nano bots the next wave in sports nutrition? Couln’t you use them to deliver optimum nutrition at optimum time, even steroids, then clear it out in time for any drug testing.

Or use them to clear out any catabolic effects and skip straight to anabolic after a workout, if you even need to workout? Have them cause a workout effect, while you’re typing at your desk?[/quote]

Pretty sure this is how the Zombie Apocalypse starts.[/quote]

I was thinking green goblin or bane.


#5

Maybe we’ll have raw, equipped, and cyborg powerlifting divisions in the future.