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Naked Man Fights Off Burglers


#1


you gotta love stories like this


#2

Haha. "You're not stealing my car" (punches through car window and proceeds to punch thief in face)


#3

"The only thing is, I was a little bit naked because I sleep in my birthday suit," he added.

lol


#4

lol! You don't fuck with a soldier's sports car ^^


#5

I thought for sure this thread was about DB Cooper lifting naked again and stopped a burgler.


#6

x2


#7

Great story.

"What the neighbours were thinking I don't know because they were all looking out at this naked man shouting at his car at six in the morning."


#8

lol at 'I was a little bit naked'


#9

hahaha That is great. Nobody can police themselves better than themselves.


#10

Lol


#11

My favorite part, the thinking involved:

[i]"As soon as he got in the car he was waving this knife at me and I thought 'there's only one way to stop him.'

"So I punched clean through the driver's window and I just kept hitting him until he got out."[/i]