[quote]matso1236 wrote:
medevac wrote:
matso1236 wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
How does one build a profile of the kind of douchebag that is able to bang MySpace and Facebook whores?
*Take a picture of your HAWT abs (photoshop is a bulker’s friend)
*Add every famous internet model on your friends list,
*Pay someone to add shit load of friends.
*Once you have about 10k friends you will have girls offering to send you nudes and meet you up for sex just to be on your top 8.
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Just guessing,lol
no, no, you pretty much covered it. Also make several fake accounts with stolen hot chick pics and send comments to your main account with things like “OMG that party you threw was SO WILD LOL”.
Do that and you’re set.
If you put your profession as club promoter and just make fake flyers you get extra points.
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Believe it or not is is easy as pie to score some tail on myspace. I get alot of friend request from women and I carefully examine their pics and read their profile info. Ugly chicks and cows get their friend requests turned down instanly.
The good looking ones get accepted and soon enough we chat back and forth and then it evolves to phone calls and then booty calls.
I never go looking at other girls profiles and send them creepy messages. If you have a decent profile and you dont look like Jabba the Hut your gonna get attractive women looking at your page. You just have to have the written and verbal skills to tip the scales in your favor.
Thanks for the replies. I noticed only Defekt said anything about contacting exs though. I guess that’s up to me to calibrate how they might react.
I don’t agree with you TJN713. Myspace has been up and running for years, so a lot of people my age joined in their 20s and if you read my message, I said I found quite a few girls my age who went to the same college but who I didn’t know since UMASS is a pretty big school.
[quote]Sonny S wrote:
And can someone tell if you’ve viewed their profile or not?[/quote]
On facebook, no you can’t tell who has viewed your profile, and no one else can see if you looked at thiers. This is how it worked last time I checked, and I don’t think there are any new applications out that enable this sort of function.
[quote]Sonny S wrote:
And can someone tell if you’ve viewed their profile or not?[/quote]
People that are worried about who has viewed their profiles are like the idiots that return every missed call on their cell, despite there being no voice mail, and start out with, “did somebody call me from this number?” “are you sure, I just got a missed call”
“oh, wrong number? OK.”
MySpace is the easiest pussy farm there is.
OK, no surveys, that is the fodder of the recently pubescent.
Adding total strangers just to have a lot of friends is lame as well.
Search within your area for bisexual chicks. Always hotter. MUCH, MUCH hotter.
Update: I’ve started using Facebook the last week, so far its pretty fun. I haven’t done my myspace profile yet, it seems like there’s a lot more people I know on there but like many have said, Facebook seems more mature.
Wasn’t Facebook only supposed to be for US college students and alumni?
I’ve had a girl I haven’t seen in 10 yrs and barely remember write me, which is nice.
[quote]Sonny S wrote:
Update: I’ve started using Facebook the last week, so far its pretty fun. I haven’t done my myspace profile yet, it seems like there’s a lot more people I know on there but like many have said, Facebook seems more mature.
Wasn’t Facebook only supposed to be for US college students and alumni?
I’ve had a girl I haven’t seen in 10 yrs and barely remember write me, which is nice. [/quote]
Facebook is open to everyone now. Middle school kids have it now too.
[quote]WILLDABEAST wrote:
Sonny S wrote:
Update: I’ve started using Facebook the last week, so far its pretty fun. I haven’t done my myspace profile yet, it seems like there’s a lot more people I know on there but like many have said, Facebook seems more mature.
Wasn’t Facebook only supposed to be for US college students and alumni?
I’ve had a girl I haven’t seen in 10 yrs and barely remember write me, which is nice.
Facebook is open to everyone now. Middle school kids have it now too.[/quote]
[quote]Sonny S wrote:
Ok, so my stupid noob ?s are:
can people tell if you’ve viewed their profile?
With facebook is not possible. There some apps that claim to
do so, but are all fakes.
2)Any hints on how to approach ex-GFs?
3)Is it cool to message people you knew when you were a kid and haven’t seen in 20-25 years? (I had a friend find me online who I haven’t seen since I was 11 - he’s a mailman in Vegas and married to a fat Mexican chick).
Is it considered creepy since they may not remember you?
What if you see hotties that went to your college or HS the same time you did but you didn’t know them? Is it cool to say hi and how do I do it w/out looking like the superficial prick I am?
Pros and cons of having a private profile? I’m a teacher, so I think a private one is best but I’m not sure.
Anything else I need to know or hints, go ahead and let me know.
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(1)
With facebook is not possible. There some apps that claim to
do so, but are all fakes.
(2)
Just add them (friend request) then start a casual conversation.
(3)It’s OK. People do it all the time when they register on facebook. It’s more common than you think.
When you see people who have 200 (facebook)friens keep in mind that 99% are just aquantainces.
(4)No, it’s not creepy. People do it all the time. It’s common practice on facebook to contact people like this.
But, chances are you’ll only msg a couple of times to greet each other and that’s it.
[quote]Horazio wrote:
…(3)It’s OK. People do it all the time when they register on facebook. It’s more common than you think.
When you see people who have 200 (facebook)friens keep in mind that 99% are just aquantainces…
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200? They might have 200 friends, but when you see people with over a thousand, or almost three thousand, THEN you know theyre mostly aquantainces.
[quote]ahzaz wrote:
Horazio wrote:
…(3)It’s OK. People do it all the time when they register on facebook. It’s more common than you think.
When you see people who have 200 (facebook)friens keep in mind that 99% are just aquantainces…
200? They might have 200 friends, but when you see people with over a thousand, or almost three thousand, THEN you know theyre mostly aquantainces.[/quote]
200 friends? You surely must be kidding. There is no one person alive or dead that has had 200 friends. Maybe it’s due to my definition of friend, but anybody with more than 5 real friends, no other type of friend, should be considered lucky.
facebook is good for photos (some other sites do that too) and an easier way to e-mail. I have a thread going between me and three of my buddies that’s 700 messages long and we’ve been going for a year on it. That’s kinda neat.