So we Tivo’d the Ultimate Fighter finale Saturday night, as I was working and didn’t want to miss it.
We were watching it yesterday and, after the second fight - which was one of the best fights I’ve ever seen - We were play rasslin(Texanese for wrestling) on the floor.
I was laying on my back on top of my wife, who was on her back as well. She locked her legs around me pushed down, while at the same time pulling up on my torso with a choke hold.
I couldn’t freakin breath, and…well…she’s real strong and I couldn’t get out. She almost choked me down.
Now I can’t swallow, and the cops have hauled her bully-ass to the county lock-up.
This is why I don’t rassle.