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My Own FML


#1

background, getting married, cousin is throwing bridal shower for the fiance.

through email:

Mom: What size lingerie does Sarah wear?
Me: Eww, that's gross, you're not buying her that

FML


#2
  • shakes head ...speechless, ashamed, disappointed, feels like punching you in the balls* EMAIL HER BACK OR BUY THE LINGERIE AND GIVE IT TO YOUR MOM TO GIVE TO SARAH.

#3

Damn Marylanders.


#4

like you're that far away :wink:


#5

I have a FML...

My brother: Hey I have $2500 bucks for you.
Me: Cool, how did you do that?
Brother: I borrowed your car and wrecked it, the $2500 is the insurance pay-out.

FML


#6

Awesome story


#7

yes


#8

My mother bought my wife some at our wedding. I didn't mind.

It was awful shit though. My mother has a worse sense of style than I do.


#9

Whats an FML?


#10

Fuck me life.


#11

or, in American, Fuck MY life ... fuckin' Brits :slight_smile:


#12

I drove too fast home from the gym the other day and walked in on my girl about to change into a sexy outfit for me. FML

so she was just nude and we did it. tough life.


#13

I was trying to speak his language, ok!


#14

That's fucking terrible man. Simply awful.


#15

What's worse is that he has no pics of it to post, FML.


#16

ok, ok ... touchy aren't we?


#17

That shit gets expensive, just be thankful you're not having to pay for it!


#18

Perfectly done, sir! We Brits like a bit of colourful language too. Fucking Yanks! (j/k)


#19

hahahahha


#20

I haven't had sex in 6 bloody years. I'm 21 now. FML