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My Own FML

background, getting married, cousin is throwing bridal shower for the fiance.

through email:

Mom: What size lingerie does Sarah wear?
Me: Eww, that’s gross, you’re not buying her that

FML

  • shakes head …speechless, ashamed, disappointed, feels like punching you in the balls* EMAIL HER BACK OR BUY THE LINGERIE AND GIVE IT TO YOUR MOM TO GIVE TO SARAH.

Damn Marylanders.

[quote]Con@n wrote:
Damn Marylanders.[/quote]

like you’re that far away :wink:

I have a FML…

My brother: Hey I have $2500 bucks for you.
Me: Cool, how did you do that?
Brother: I borrowed your car and wrecked it, the $2500 is the insurance pay-out.

FML

Awesome story

yes

My mother bought my wife some at our wedding. I didn’t mind.

It was awful shit though. My mother has a worse sense of style than I do.

Whats an FML?

[quote]Boffin wrote:
Whats an FML?[/quote]

Fuck me life.

[quote]RSGZ wrote:
Boffin wrote:
Whats an FML?

Fuck me life.[/quote]

or, in American, Fuck MY life … fuckin’ Brits :slight_smile:

I drove too fast home from the gym the other day and walked in on my girl about to change into a sexy outfit for me. FML

so she was just nude and we did it. tough life.

[quote]polo77j wrote:
RSGZ wrote:
Boffin wrote:
Whats an FML?

Fuck me life.

or, in American, Fuck MY life … fuckin’ Brits :)[/quote]

I was trying to speak his language, ok!

[quote]B rocK wrote:
I drove too fast home from the gym the other day and walked in on my girl about to change into a sexy outfit for me. FML

so she was just nude and we did it. tough life.[/quote]

That’s fucking terrible man. Simply awful.

[quote]RSGZ wrote:
B rocK wrote:
I drove too fast home from the gym the other day and walked in on my girl about to change into a sexy outfit for me. FML

so she was just nude and we did it. tough life.

That’s fucking terrible man. Simply awful.[/quote]

What’s worse is that he has no pics of it to post, FML.

[quote]RSGZ wrote:
polo77j wrote:
RSGZ wrote:
Boffin wrote:
Whats an FML?

Fuck me life.

or, in American, Fuck MY life … fuckin’ Brits :slight_smile:

I was trying to speak his language, ok![/quote]

ok, ok … touchy aren’t we?

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
background, getting married, cousin is throwing bridal shower for the fiance.

through email:

Mom: What size lingerie does Sarah wear?
Me: Eww, that’s gross, you’re not buying her that

FML[/quote]

That shit gets expensive, just be thankful you’re not having to pay for it!

[quote]RSGZ wrote:
polo77j wrote:
RSGZ wrote:
Boffin wrote:
Whats an FML?

Fuck me life.

or, in American, Fuck MY life … fuckin’ Brits :slight_smile:

I was trying to speak his language, ok![/quote]

Perfectly done, sir! We Brits like a bit of colourful language too. Fucking Yanks! (j/k)

[quote]RSGZ wrote:
polo77j wrote:
RSGZ wrote:
Boffin wrote:
Whats an FML?

Fuck me life.

or, in American, Fuck MY life … fuckin’ Brits :slight_smile:

I was trying to speak his language, ok![/quote]

hahahahha

I haven’t had sex in 6 bloody years. I’m 21 now. FML