My New Weight!

I’m 1.215 Oprahs

0.845 Oprahs :frowning:

0.91

[quote]elano wrote:
Artem wrote:
I just hit 1 Oprah 2 days ago. I’m pretty proud of myself.

Dude I don’t care how fat a woman is, it is never okay to hit her got it? Sick SOB.[/quote]

I actually laughed out loud at that. Puns are amazing

[quote]SSC wrote:
elano wrote:
.95 Oprahs. I wonder if its because Mengie and Gary aren’t with her anymore. (10pts for the ppl who get it)

You’re a towel.[/quote]

your a beaner towel

a million little fibers

just hit my weight goal today! .85 Oprahs, up from .785 Oprahs 3 months ago.

1.35 Oprahs.Oh course if we were using Oprah units for wealth…I’m depressed just thinking about it.