I’m only joking so don’t freak out…‘Hey, I’m Big Brother. I’ve been watching you!’.
That’s a good one.
i got one.
Wanna fuck…ing drink
Just look down and say “well, it’s not going to suck itself”.
I like “You don’t sweat much for a fat bird”
Go up to a girl and say, “excuse me, can you blow bubbles?” She should say, “yeah, why?” Look down and say, “did you hear that, Bubbles?”