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My new pickup line

I’m only joking so don’t freak out…‘Hey, I’m Big Brother. I’ve been watching you!’.

That’s a good one.

i got one.
Wanna fuck…ing drink

Just look down and say “well, it’s not going to suck itself”. :slight_smile:

I like “You don’t sweat much for a fat bird”

Go up to a girl and say, “excuse me, can you blow bubbles?” She should say, “yeah, why?” Look down and say, “did you hear that, Bubbles?”