So, my friend and I went to the barber shop today to get a haircut.
I got my haircut.
It looks freakin sweet.
The bitches love it.
You guys know what that means??
I’m getting some fuckin pussy tonight.
The best part is,
I walk into the gym, guys are like, look at his haircut, and I laugh, because I’m getting pussy tonight.
cock
Well, I’m getting pussy tonight… and I haven’t had a haircut in YEARS.
Not now cheif Im in the Fucking zone
MOM, I TOLD YOU TO GET ME SOME GODDAMN PROTEIN… FUCK!!!
Fuckin’ skanks!
FUCK SALT
Fuck it-- my latest:
Jager bombs. Jager bombs.
HGH!!
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Well, I’m getting pussy tonight… and I haven’t had a haircut in YEARS.[/quote]
Hippy.
But still, much respect.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Well, I’m getting pussy tonight… and I haven’t had a haircut in YEARS.[/quote]
[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
jager bombs. jager bombs.[/quote]
Bah just what I was thinking.
MUSCLE MILK!
HGH!
PROTEIIN!
POWER BAAAAAARRRSS!
Not now Chief…I’m in the zone.
“Im gonna grind on every piece of pussy walks into this bar”
“Steroids? Yeah i take that shit…i eat that shit for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.”
While lifting - “wwhhhaat, whaaaaaat, whhaaaaaaat”
lol haha man that shit is hilarious
Nice job on stealing what I posted in the new t-shirt thread and starting your own thread about it.
Reeeeeal classy.