My New Gym Buddy


I think he needs to work on his lat width. I’d tell him that but he might get pissed off and “SMASH” gym equipment.

let’s see a back shot, if he is retracting his scapulas that could be one reason why it looks like he has poor lat width from a front shot.

Stu could give him some posing pointers.

It sort of looks like The Hulk.

[quote]Nards wrote:
It sort of looks like The Hulk.[/quote]

Well played, sir.

rrjc?

Take him to Planet Fitness

[quote]Nards wrote:
It sort of looks like The Hulk.[/quote]

Nah. Professor X.
He has no lats either.

A little statue of Lou Ferrigno might work well as a totem in your gym bag.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
It sort of looks like The Hulk.[/quote]

Nah. Professor X.
He has no lats either.

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Is it true? It may be one of those things that’s too good to be true!

Lets party!

All that unfunctional muscle… Yuk -lol

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His pants are so gay

How does he squat in them? He probably wouldn’t be able to get any ROM with them.

looks like a toolbag.

[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
rrjc?[/quote]

What are you tryin’ to say about my lat width?!?!

Shove that thing up your ass, feet first up to his waist and leave a little hole in your shorts for him to pop through. Then go to Planet Fitness like this so that when you squat, everyone sees the Hulk trying to climb out of your ass on every rep. If they act judgmental toward you, tell them you’ll dilate your asshole so he can get out and stomp their judgmental fucking faces. This should probably set off the lunk alarm.

or just crown somebody with it. blunt force trauma FTW!

[quote]JaX Un wrote:
let’s see a back shot, if he is retracting his scapulas that could be one reason why it looks like he has poor lat width from a front shot.

Stu could give him some posing pointers.[/quote]

You’re right. He is retracting his scapulae. I don’t see enough lower back hypertrophy though.

Mandatory leg shot before I can say if he’s truly swole.

Sorry, those are the rules.

[quote]LarryDavid wrote:
Mandatory leg shot before I can say if he’s truly swole.

Sorry, those are the rules.[/quote]

Damn you and your sexy-ass avatar! Now, I’ve forgtten what I was going to post…

seriously though, Keri Hilson is the hotness!!