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My New Boyfriend


#1

Ain't he somethin'????

You Jersey boys may recognize him, so don't be jealous!

WARNING: He swears almost as much as I do, so turn down the volume, as not to offend sensitive ears.


#2

Hilarious!!! You're a lucky woman.

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#3

Fuckin' skank


#4

I think someone already posted this but it's still funny as hell.


#5

Ya mean he's cheating on me???!?!?!?!?!?!


#6

He's a guido, what do you expect?


#7

Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin zone.

Fuckin skanks.


#8

some well observed stuff here


#9

Fuckin skanks...

Fuckin skanks...

Fuckin skanks...

Fuckin skanks...

Seriously, I didn't know what a guido was until watching this. Guess that's what happens when you're not from the east coast.


#10

Yeaaaaa, I becha he's rootin for da Noo Yawk Yankees from da Broaankss (Bronx), in da Playouuufs, ya heard??

Ughh. My wife is from "Noo Joizey" and she has obnoxious cousins kinda similar to this. They're not that ridiculous obviously, but they're one step down from being full front wiggers.


#11

You know the sad part is, half of New Jersey would watch this and have no idea what was funny.


#12

Porn for yo momma.

I was a guido for halloween last year.


#13

I love the haircut! xoxoxo


#14

Now I know why Yankees fans are such royal assholes...they're all guidos. It's all clear to me now.


#15

Liar. You're always a guido :wink:


#16

Hey, fuck you guys. We are not all like that. There is a massive seperation between the guidos and the normal population. They have their guinea bars in Clifton and North Arlington, and we fucking keep them there. There are places I will not go specifically because they are guido bars, and they won't come to my kind of places because you get made fun of for wearing makeup.

Oooooohhh do I fucking hate guidos. I hate them, I hate them, I fucking hate them. They ruin the Shore, they ruin half the bars... I fucking hate them.


#17

By the way, that was the funniest fucking thing I've seen in a while. For those of you in other parts of the country... yea, they're really that bad.


#18

I wanna fuck me a Guidette. Im from Texas so..this is pretty foreign to me.


#19

you idiots are about a month behind. every jackass in clemson with access to a computer has scene that and won't stop quoting the fucking thing, its not even funny anymore. people ruined it the same way they ruined im rick james bitch.


#20

The broads are hot. Dumb as bricks and only after money, but hot nonetheless.