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My Daughter Attempted to Kill Me

Following are photographs that the father of a 14 year old girl should not see.

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Call me stupid but I don’t get it. Is this your daughter? Another father’s daughter? She’s pregnant?

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[quote]Gene_lasker wrote:
Call me stupid but I don’t get it. Is this your daughter? Another father’s daughter? She’s pregnant?[/quote]

She’s my 14 year old daughter.

Doing her first job as a model. They wanted a teen pregnancy thing and she sent me the photo’s without any word of warning.

Bitch nearly gave me a heart attack.

Quite proud of her really.

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Very sweet looking girl, Renton, 'grats :slight_smile:

(No pedo)

Some of her friends were trying to make her laugh so she didn’t quite manage the scared but maybe thrilled look she was going for but when I got over the shock I was rather pleased with the outcome.

Just showing off my girl really!

[quote]G87 wrote:
Very sweet looking girl, Renton, 'grats :slight_smile:

(No pedo)[/quote]

Cheers bro. Appreciate the props. Kinda proud of her myself too!

BTW - The belly is totally prosthetic - she’s got a good flat stomach with abs on the cards for when she gets a bit older.

She’s a lovely girl.

As the mom of an almost 14 year old, that would be just about the thing to make me blow a blood vessel in my head.

I think the second shot is the best. Probably what they were after for the shoot. The last one looks more like she’s thinking, this’ll make my dad totally crap himself. hahaha.

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Congrats on your daughter getting some modeling work.

And good job on her part to play a little joke on you. :slight_smile:

I think you’re going to have your hands full with her (if you don’t already).

[quote]AngryVader wrote:
I think you’re going to have your hands full with her (if you don’t already).[/quote]

In some ways I have, but they are in my head really.

She’s a straight A+ student, very clever, very confident. She takes no shit from anyone but she’s not so full of herself that she’s a pain in the ass.

Really - she’s an absolute dream daughter.

I always wondered how I’d be when my girls grow up and if all three of them turn out like Caity I’ll be well pleased.

Ouroboro_s - Agreed - Pic’s 1 & 2 are my favourites. 6 has far too much of a smirk on her for her to be concerned.

Apparently she insisted on walking round school all day dressed like that to get into character for the shoot.

Her new boyfriend is now on prescription valium.

Hey, Brother!

I don’t know what they call it in the UK…but in the States, we would say that Dad got PUNKED!!!

(LOL!)

Hey, Renton! She sounds like a young woman you SHOULD be proud of!

Mufasa

She got you good dude! That’s classic.

You must have gaggles of 14 year old boys trying to knock your front door down. Having a beautiful daughter must be blessing and curse.

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This is what we’re dealing with in Ma

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:
http://www.emaxhealth.com/89/23165.html
http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1815845,00.html

This is what we’re dealing with in Ma[/quote]

Holy fuck. That is dicked up.

She’s cute. If she was my daughter she’d be too busy being locked up to get pregnant.