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My Birthday Suit

Today is my 22nd birthday. Who wants to buy me a present? I would like to have my weight in Grow! proteins, so if everyone buys me a bottle then we should be in business. The first 102 people to respond to this thread can have the honor.

Biotest will match your contribution.

I don’t believe it.

I’d have to see your suit to verify…

[quote]RIT Jared wrote:
Today is my 22nd birthday. Who wants to buy me a present? I would like to have my weight in Grow! proteins, so if everyone buys me a bottle then we should be in business. The first 102 people to respond to this thread can have the honor.

Biotest will match your contribution.[/quote]

LOL!

Happy Birthday, Jared!

Jared,

I have seen photos of you and honestly you don’t look one day over 21!

Happy Birthday and keep up the great posts on this great site!

[quote]~karma~ wrote:
I don’t believe it.

I’d have to see your suit to verify…[/quote]

Everyone knows you have to iron a birthday suit with a firm set of tits before you can wear it.

[quote]RIT Jared wrote:
~karma~ wrote:
I don’t believe it.

I’d have to see your suit to verify…

Everyone knows you have to iron a birthday suit with a firm set of tits before you can wear it. [/quote]

Hhmm… Where can I find a pair of those? Let me look around and … Oh! Hey! Lookey there, I found some.

Soooo, like I said… I’d have to see the suit to be sure it really is 22 years old.

[quote]~karma~ wrote:
RIT Jared wrote:
~karma~ wrote:
I don’t believe it.

I’d have to see your suit to verify…

Everyone knows you have to iron a birthday suit with a firm set of tits before you can wear it.

Hhmm… Where can I find a pair of those? Let me look around and … Oh! Hey! Lookey there, I found some.

Soooo, like I said… I’d have to see the suit to be sure it really is 22 years old. [/quote]

I think I’d need to see that they’re firm enough for a proper birthday suit ironing.

[quote]~karma~ wrote:

I’d have to see the suit to be sure it really is 22 years old.

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[quote]RIT Jared wrote:

I think I’d need to see that they’re firm enough for a proper birthday suit ironing.

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Sounds like a “Mexican standoff”.

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You two ah wicked retodded. Use the chat option.

Happy Birthday Jared! Don’t worry too much, your day will come. I’m sure you’ll finally lose your virginity by 23 :wink: