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My Birthday Suit


#1

Today is my 22nd birthday. Who wants to buy me a present? I would like to have my weight in Grow! proteins, so if everyone buys me a bottle then we should be in business. The first 102 people to respond to this thread can have the honor.

Biotest will match your contribution.


#2

I don't believe it.

I'd have to see your suit to verify....


#3

LOL!

Happy Birthday, Jared!


#4

Jared,

I have seen photos of you and honestly you don't look one day over 21!

Happy Birthday and keep up the great posts on this great site!


#5

Everyone knows you have to iron a birthday suit with a firm set of tits before you can wear it.


#6

Hhmm.... Where can I find a pair of those? Let me look around and ... Oh! Hey! Lookey there, I found some.

Soooo, like I said... I'd have to see the suit to be sure it really is 22 years old.


#7

I think I'd need to see that they're firm enough for a proper birthday suit ironing.


#8

Sounds like a "Mexican standoff".

\|/ 3Toes


#9

You two ah wicked retodded. Use the chat option.

Happy Birthday Jared! Don't worry too much, your day will come. I'm sure you'll finally lose your virginity by 23 :wink: