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Mustache Speedo Guy

A couple of times a week I like to sit in the sauna and steam after I workout, about every other time I�??m in there, there is this little mustache speedo guy either running in place or doing some type of squats where his arms flare out at his sides. This drives me out of my mind crazy, I�??m just trying to relax for a few and get a little sweat going and he�??s working out. I�??ve tried switching rooms but it always seems he�??s not far behind.

First of all, what is the etiquette for the steam/sauna? Am I out of line to ask him why he doesn�??t use the rest of the gym to workout in like everybody else? I�??ve tried to ignore him but it�??s impossible, he breathes heavy etc. Now is this just a me problem and I need to chill? Or is this guy out of line?

Sounds like a scene from Twin Peaks. Yeah, that would freak me out. Though I don’t know how I would “approach” him about it :wink:

Maybe it’s his mating dance.

Ask him if he wants to blow you or if you should go first. It’s kind of a gamble but if you’re lucky he’ll go out of his way to leave you alone.

[quote]joburnet wrote:
Ask him if he wants to blow you or if you should go first. It’s kind of a gamble but if you’re lucky he’ll go out of his way to leave you alone.[/quote]

Youre an idiot!!

[quote]mtjmtj wrote:
joburnet wrote:
Ask him if he wants to blow you or if you should go first. It’s kind of a gamble but if you’re lucky he’ll go out of his way to leave you alone.

Youre an idiot!![/quote]

So you tried it and it didn’t work. That’s ok, at least you got a blow job out of it.

btw, I’m just fuckin with you. Don’t take it personally.

Ask him politely to go do that somewhere else. I assume there is a gym attached to the sauna where he can go and exercise.

If that doesn’t work tell management.

[quote]SouthernGypsy wrote:
Maybe it’s his mating dance.[/quote]

Effin’ brilliant! lol

[quote]joburnet wrote:
mtjmtj wrote:
joburnet wrote:
Ask him if he wants to blow you or if you should go first. It’s kind of a gamble but if you’re lucky he’ll go out of his way to leave you alone.

Youre an idiot!!

So you tried it and it didn’t work. That’s ok, at least you got a blow job out of it.
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Or he gave the blow job. Some gambles don’t pay off.

Were there any cameras around?

Dude, be nice to Mark Spitz. The guy won 7 golds at one olympics.

[quote]gatesoftanhauser wrote:
Dude, be nice to Mark Spitz. The guy won 7 golds at one olympics.[/quote]

But he doesn’t swallow.

[quote]mtjmtj wrote Ive tried it and it always seems hes not far behind.
he breathes heavy and i am always afraid someone might walk in and catch us

[quote]mtjmtj wrote:
A couple of times a week I like to sit in the sauna and steam after I workout, about every other time I�??m in there, there is this little mustache speedo guy either running in place or doing some type of squats where his arms flare out at his sides.
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I don’t think I’ve seen a mustache speedo? It sounds comfortable.

DB

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:

I don’t think I’ve seen a mustache speedo? It sounds comfortable.

DB[/quote]

lmao