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Muscle Worship

#1

i love muscle. i'm a 23yo guy in the prof world who goes to the gym daily. most of my friends are far more fit than i & i would love to feel the their muscles. i love feeling the power & raw, taboo connection between men. its a very weird & freakish thing, but i can't help it. i've been told i give great massages & would love to give some of my new friends massages.

my question is: for men, the reason most guys pump up & get solidified, is to be admired. the utmost in that category is to be worshipped. speaking to the guys that love to be worshipped for their success in the gym & on the farm (wherever you get your muscle), how weird would it be if a buddy walked up to you & asked to give you a massage or feel your muscles while you posed?

#2

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#3

It would be gay. Very gay indeed. Really, very very gay.

Expect to lose “friends” very quickly if you actually to do this.

weirdest. post. in. some. time.

#4

[quote]cmbgrn11 wrote:
i love muscle. i’m a 23yo guy in the prof world who goes to the gym daily. most of my friends are far more fit than i & i would love to feel the their muscles. i love feeling the power & raw, taboo connection between men. its a very weird & freakish thing, but i can’t help it. i’ve been told i give great massages & would love to give some of my new friends massages.

my question is: for men, the reason most guys pump up & get solidified, is to be admired. the utmost in that category is to be worshipped. speaking to the guys that love to be worshipped for their success in the gym & on the farm (wherever you get your muscle), how weird would it be if a buddy walked up to you & asked to give you a massage or feel your muscles while you posed?[/quote]

No weirder than this post, but this post is very weird.

#5

[quote]cmbgrn11 wrote:
i love muscle. i’m a 23yo guy in the prof world who goes to the gym daily. most of my friends are far more fit than i & i would love to feel the their muscles. i love feeling the power & raw, taboo connection between men. its a very weird & freakish thing, but i can’t help it. i’ve been told i give great massages & would love to give some of my new friends massages.

my question is: for men, the reason most guys pump up & get solidified, is to be admired. the utmost in that category is to be worshipped. speaking to the guys that love to be worshipped for their success in the gym & on the farm (wherever you get your muscle), how weird would it be if a buddy walked up to you & asked to give you a massage or feel your muscles while you posed?[/quote]

Congratulations on your first post.

#6

Um . . . er . . . uh . . . I’m just gonna’ sit back and watch the responses.

:slight_smile:

#7

[quote]Stuey wrote:
It would be gay. Very gay indeed. Really, very very gay.

Expect to lose “friends” very quickly if you actually to do this.

weirdest. post. in. some. time.[/quote]

Depending on where he does this, he could also meet a lot of new friends very quickly that, um, share his interests.

I agree though, that this place is probably a gay bar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI

#8

Wow, uh, hahahahahaha. Dude, I think what you are suggesting breaks almost every single man law every devised. You are probably gay. Not that there’s necessarily anything wrong with that. I just wanted to inform you of the truth.

#9

And may this be the last word on THAT subject!

Gee…never thought I’d be nostalgic for posts by 135-pound teens who want advice on cutting to see their abs, or people posting pics after 3 months of working out and asking for feedback, or 20-somethings wanting Brad Pitt’s physique from “Fight Club.”

Okay, ENOUGH! We get it. It could be worse. :slight_smile:

#10

Where is my can of “Troll be gone?”

#11

[quote]cmbgrn11 wrote:
i love muscle. i’m a 23yo guy in the prof world who goes to the gym daily. most of my friends are far more fit than i & i would love to feel the their muscles. i love feeling the power & raw, taboo connection between men. its a very weird & freakish thing, but i can’t help it. i’ve been told i give great massages & would love to give some of my new friends massages.

my question is: for men, the reason most guys pump up & get solidified, is to be admired. the utmost in that category is to be worshipped. speaking to the guys that love to be worshipped for their success in the gym & on the farm (wherever you get your muscle), how weird would it be if a buddy walked up to you & asked to give you a massage or feel your muscles while you posed?[/quote]

just come out of the closet dude. your family will still love you

#12

LOL.

#13

Hey cmbgrn11, they’re still looking for a Mister February for the 2008 Gay Men’s calendar. Why don’t you send them a picture with your heart on?

#14

That might alienate some people.

On the other hand, some folks might get a real kick out of it.

Me- I’d be alienated.

#15

wow, Don’t do it unless you want to get punched in the face. And this is by far the gayest thing I have ever read.

#16

Umm, are you a maseuse? Cause thats to only reason to massage another guy. Even then I think most maseuses shouldn’t enjoy it.

#17

i’d probably punch you in the mouth if you said shit like that.

#19

[quote]cmbgrn11 wrote:
for men, the reason most guys pump up & get solidified, is to be admired…[/quote]

…by women.

#20

i’ve gotta say, this is one of the best trolls i’ve ever seen. this is on par with the fantasyfeeder ones

#21

yo i think this guy IS one of those fantasy feeder dudes trying to get us back for the time we trolled their site. Like you know how we sarcastically pretended we were obsessed with getting fat? They’re probably doing the same thing.