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Muscle March (Video Game for Wii)


#1

From what I gather, an american football player has stolen your protein, and you have to chase him through walls copying his pose so you fit through the holes. Outstanding.


#2

There is no way that's for real.


#3

I don't know what to say...


#4

Asian people aren't weird at all.


#5

oh, I believe its real....

Yup, it is real, proof: http://www.gamespot.com/news/blogs/sidebar/909182374/26881843/namco-bandai-on-muscle-march-to-wiiware.html

Its obvious, c'mon it's made by japanese!! AOTS has showed weirder games than march muscle that were developed by the crazy japanese.


#6

Just like movies they are running out of good ideas...


#7

I like this Wii game for the wife...


#8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1_AlYKC0w0 here's a side scrolling shooter game for PS1. However, its not a ship that's doing the shooting, its a dude in a thong... WTF!


#9

Looks like the bodybuilders are just as functional as the football players in that game...whowouldathunkit??


#10

Looks like the bodybuilders are just as functional as the football players in that game...whowouldathunkit??


#11

game looks liek it rox


#12

+1

"Players will have to match the poses with the Wii Remote and Nunchuk if they want to follow cleanly through the walls and catch up to the protein pilfering perpetrator"

This could make for some hilarious topless videos from various T-Nation members. i hope it gets wordwide release, i really do.


#13

I can't remember; is this the highly-touted extremely gay game from Japan? I remember one years ago (probably 10 or so,) for PS that was very similar, but it got really homo-erotic at one point. Like, you were shooting some huge guy's boner as a boss-fight, or something.

Either way... fuck.