So, my girlfriend and I were farting around, being Canadian, and she cracked a joke that was so lame it was awesome. To reformat, and use the same punchline:
Why are astronauts sore after a set of squats?
Galactic acid.
Which got me thinking, this board is packed with smartass meat-heads. Have at it boys and girls.
My contribution:
Which muscle is kinda gay?
The Biceps.
I thought up a few more on my walk home from the gym tonight.
I just got back from the gym, where I met a female body builder. She had large hands, an adam’s apple, and acne on her chest and shoulders. Her name was Tess Tosterone.
What do you call an schizophrenic ass-hole doing olympic lifts?
A split-jerk.
Why did the olympic lifter buy a bottle of summer’s eve?
She wanted to clean up her snatch.
Why couldn’t the deadlifter get his door open?
He was having trouble with his hinge.
Thank you! I’m here all week. Don’t forget to tip your waitress.
[quote]Chilliwack wrote:
I thought up a few more on my walk home from the gym tonight.
I just got back from the gym, where I met a female body builder. She had large hands, an adam’s apple, and acne on her chest and shoulders. Her name was Tess Tosterone.
What do you call an schizophrenic ass-hole doing olympic lifts?
A split-jerk.
Why did the olympic lifter buy a bottle of summer’s eve?
She wanted to clean up her snatch.
Why couldn’t the deadlifter get his door open?
He was having trouble with his hinge.
Thank you! I’m here all week. Don’t forget to tip your waitress.[/quote]
I love it when supplement ads try to make a bodybuilder look “sciency”…
SCIENTIST: “Now Jay, if you would be so good as to look here, you’ll see that this supplement contains some of the most groundbreaking ergogenic compounds in science today, including…”
JAY: “BOX!”
SCIENTIST: “Yes Jay, it is indeed in a box. More importantly than its container though are its contents, for example, beta-3-ergosterol, a powerful…”
JAY: “PURPLE!!”
SCIENTIST: “, yes, Jay, the box is predominantly purple in colour. I think you are missing the point though…in several peer-reviewed studies, this supplement…JAY STOP THAT!”